GA and Julia Foodman and Skyler AddisonApril 16, 2018 A Frank Stream of Consciousness As investigative journalists dedicated to public service, we here at the Golden Antlers have bestowed it upon ourselves to expose the true nature of Frank’s dining hall at Pomona College (Claremont, CA 91711). Here is a cesspool where normal human interaction ceases to exist but rather elicits the more carnal side of mankind. The GoldenCONTINUE READING
CMC Bros Vote to Eradicate Bananas from Collins to Avoid Possibility of Homoerotic Faux Pas While the different dining halls at the 5Cs are all individually known for their different specialties, whether it be steak, berry day, prison-labor furniture or warm cookies fresh out of the oven, many who have ventured into Collins dining hall come away focused not on what can be found amongst the food stations, but whatCONTINUE READING
Jacksón Smith and Jake Leishner and Skyler AddisonApril 12, 2018 ASCMC Kills Arbor Day Rager, Future Generations It was the shot heard all around CMC; a student proposed TNC event— highly anticipated Arbor Day countdown rager to be held on April 26th— was killed by a member of the ASCMC Executive Board for being “stupid.” Arbor Day, an international holiday celebrating the sanctity of trees, reverberates intellect. Only a simpleton of considerable proportionsCONTINUE READING
GAApril 11, 2018 CMC to Remove Controversial Statue of Chilean Dictator Augusto Pinochet After weeks of furious debate, the Associated Students of Claremont McKenna College, the CMC Board of Trustees, and President Hiram Chodosh have come to a joint agreement for the removal of the infamous 40-foot-tall statue of the late Chilean dictator Augusto Pinochet that stands in front of the Hub. Echoing a similar debate at PitzerCONTINUE READING
Isaac Roth and Julia Foodman and Megan Marshall and QuizzesApril 8, 2018 What Minor Social Interactions Say About You CONTINUE READING
Megan MarshallApril 7, 2018 Review & Critical Analysis: Pomona’s Midsummer Night’s Dream Pomona College’s spring production of A Midsummer Night’s Dream, directed by Carolyn Ratteray, is nothing short of stunning. This comedic exploration of romance, jealousy, fate, and free will is set in a decaying urban landscape, the walls overgrown with vines and covered in graffiti. Rap and spoken word are effortlessly incorporated, as if Shakespeare’s verseCONTINUE READING
CMC Sophomores Win Hult Prize With JUUL That Mines Bitcoin Team of CMC Sophomores Become Hult Prize Regional Finalists Claremont McKenna College has always tried to encourage entrepreneurship that not only makes bank, but benefits society. For this year’s Hult Prize competition, one team of CMC sophomores has taken this idea to new heights. Students Randy Kraft, Pete Roomba, Matt Josh, and Rick Cheek (allCONTINUE READING
Michelle WangApril 4, 2018 Scripps College Announces “Housing Games” in Attempt to Relieve Housing Crisis Scripps College has announced a “Housing Games” starting Summer 2018 in order to start in its efforts to relieve in its ongoing housing crisis. Despite slashing acceptance rates for the incoming class of 2022, the offices of admissions and residential life, along with the Board of Trustees, decided it was best to “play it safe”CONTINUE READING
Allie Pitchon and Natalie BrownApril 2, 2018 What Really Happened to Pitzer’s Lost $40,000 The news that $40,000 recently vanished from the Pitzer College Student Senate budget at the end of last semester was recently broken by the The Student Life, to much outrage and confusion. However, while the TSL left this mystery very much open-ended, the incredible investigative minds at the Golden Antlers have pieced together a listCONTINUE READING
GAMarch 23, 2018 Student Cancels Semester Abroad After Malott International Station Gives Him Worldly Experience
Allie PitchonMarch 6, 2018 Trump’s Criticism of the Harvey Mudd Nuclear Deal May Only Lead to More Nuclear Weapons
Alex Valdesuso and GAMarch 5, 2018 Dear The Student Life: Fuck You We’re fucking relevant, so write an article about us.
Megan MarshallFebruary 28, 2018 “This is the Final Straw”: Student’s Poop Interrupted yet Again by that Bitch from Down the Hall
