Jacksón, Senior For Freshman Class Prez

I’m still a freshman at heart, and maybe in credits

 

 The Golden Antlers would like to announce the official Golden Antler’s candidate for Freshman Class President: Jacksón Curtis Smith, senior for freshman class president. For far too long, Freshman representatives have been running the Freshman class. In a rare sequence of events, we had a chance to talk to said Jacksón, asking him hard hitting
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Phantom of the Slopera

6 Times You Saw a 5C Party Ghost but Didn't Realize

 

 Today marks Toga, the pinnacle of cliché college parties, and the preeminent site of first year laundry regret. Frosh from the 5Cs over will descend on CMC to participate in the only non-networking related orgy sponsored by the school, laden in their spare XL twin sheets. Historically, togas were worn by senators in the ancient
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The Golden Antlers Sue KLI Over Flashmob Competition

KLI, you have been served.

 

 September 21, 2017 This is an official notice that The Golden Antlers will be filing a lawsuit against The Kravis Leadership Institute for egregious misconduct during the “Hella Lit Flashmob Challenge 2K17” sweepstakes.  Although The Golden Antlers produced one (1) majestic, awe-inducing flashmob video in accordance with all of KLI’s official contest rules, the Kravis Institute
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Where the Fuck is Oldenborg?: A Pocket Guide for Seniors Who Still Don’t Know Where Things are After 3 Years

 

 I know what you’re thinking, “I’ve been here for so long already, after spending 3 years in Claremont, I know I can draw an exact map of each of the campuses and include the topography and geographical coordinates of important buildings on it.” But we all know that you spent too many nights crawling around
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KLI: Prepare For September 12

 

 At approximately 12:15 PM Thursday September 7th, KLI (that mysterious large orange backdrop to the Kube), sent an email to all CMC students containing nothing else but this photo. The Golden Antlers’ Forensics Department spent the past 76 hours on a miraculous journey to answer the question posed in this powerful advertisement: ARE YOU READY??
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The Golden Antlers Presents: The Great Prezi Apology

 

 Earlier this week, some esteemed GA writers composed thoughtful, articulate, and useful guidelines to using Prezi to improve your performance and avoid prematurely finishing your presentations. We have received thoughtful, articular, and useful feedback on these guidelines, and want to follow up on this piece. Guys, we understand that the first few weeks of the
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The Golden Antlers Presents: The Great Prezi Party

It's like a Gatsby party, but with more synergy.

 

 It’s week 1 of your FHS. Your professor has already assigned 4 papers, 7 chapters of reading, and 3 presentations, all due in 2 days. With your 18 institute applications, internship essays for junior year, and plethora of thesis ideas you already have, how will you ever manage to get it all done? Fear not,
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