Members of Claremont Colleges and the United States, You may have recently seen that President Donald J. Trump has claimed that our publishing establishment, The Golden Antlers, is fake news. We are truly saddened and hurt by these accusations, as we have done nothing but provide the truth, and only the truth, to all
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 Earlier today, Claremont health officials closed Honnold Mudd Library due to the detection of high levels of toxic gas. Flatulace—a form of natural gas harbored in the human gut—has long posed a threat to the Claremont Colleges’ main library. The combination of coffee, fibrous matter exuded from the thousands of stale books on every shelf,
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 Claremont, CA Tuesday morning, CMC sophomore Benjamin Whalerson dropped his computer science elective, because it had a midterm and homework due the Monday after Weekend One of the Coachella Music Festival in April. Whalerson, who lives in Appleby, loves memes, and prefers buying Natural Ice beer instead of Natural Light because “the higher alcohol content
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 Here’s one school that won’t be beat. Fresh off the news that Harvey Mudd College (HMC) has fallen to third in terms of return on investment, HMC officials have announced a plan to claw its way back up to the top: eliminate all non-Computer Science (or “n-CS”)  majors. Though details are still preliminary, the initial
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 Bolton Eurepthra Colton, an economics major at CMC, put his bed up for sale on the 5C For Sale For Free Facebook page on Thursday, September 10, 2016. It was purchased almost immediately by two Pitzer students who chose to remain anonymous. “I did what I thought was a full cost-benefit analysis and determined that
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 By Anonymous Contributor   CMC Bros: if you go to the 5Cs, odds are you know some things about them. they are big, they are loud, they like salmon shorts, economics and beer pong. But from someone who does not attend the 5Cs (I am in my 7th year of veterinary school), here’s something you
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 Networking 101: How to land that dream finance/consulting/Deloitte job on Career Day.  Here are the tips and tricks the Golden Antler’s have compiled from years of experience on the job: Tip #1: Pocket squares. Tip #2: Sleep with Debbie the Consultant from Deloitte and/or Steve the Analyst from EY to demonstrate your “interpersonal skills.” Human
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