Posts byBetts Alalou

Phantom of the Slopera

6 Times You Saw a 5C Party Ghost but Didn't Realize

 

 Today marks Toga, the pinnacle of cliché college parties, and the preeminent site of first year laundry regret. Frosh from the 5Cs over will descend on CMC to participate in the only non-networking related orgy sponsored by the school, laden in their spare XL twin sheets. Historically, togas were worn by senators in the ancient
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