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    SHS Unveils New COVID Test That Is Just Mother Feeling Forehead With Back of Hand

     

     In an attempt to revamp COVID community protocols based on the latest and greatest scientific standards, Student Health Services has decided to implement a bold new testing strategy: a mother feeling your forehead with the back of her hand.                        Scripps College Dean of Students has enjoyed the change. “This is much better than our previous […] More

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    I Shit You Not #1: Pomona Art History Faculty Offices, Room 207

     

     * This article series reviews the Claremont Colleges bathroom facilities. If you are looking for the 5C law and public policy journal, click here.  ** The Golden Antlers encourages our readership to visit the bathrooms featured in the “I Shit You Not” series at their bowel movement’s convenience. And if you ever run out of […] More