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4 out of 5: number of incoming CMC first years that attended TNC as prospies who have already knowingly described it to classmates as “lit” 3: number of first years who have already lost their lanyard and have ordered another to be shipped to their school mailbox (All of them are from Marin County) 1998: […] More
While there’s been plenty of bad news both in Claremont and outside the bubble lately, today brought a bright announcement from the city of trees and PhDs. White supremacists William Joe Simmons and Jamie Colescott, of Baton Rouge, Louisiana and Cleveland, Ohio, respectively, today announced that they are planning to marry and reside in Claremont, […] More
A recent announcement by the Council of 5C Presidents states that survivors of sexual assault must win national singing contests in order to earn support and resources from the administration. “It’s not that we don’t care about survivors,” said CMC President Hiram Chodosh. “We just don’t care about survivors who can’t sing incredibly well. Let […] More
An Open Letter to the Social Justice Warriors Attacking our Freedom of Expression in the United States of America Yes, it’s me, Charles C. Johnson: Champion of Truth, fabled shitter on the floor of Stark Hall, and more recently, the man who has been leaving bottles and bags of his own urine in the laundry room […] More
The past few weeks at CMC have seen the formation of alliances between many groups of students. One unexpected alliance is that between the students of marginalized identities – who have legitimate grievances with the administration – and students of masculinized identities – whose grievances stem from only being allowed to play beer pong on almost […] More
We get it, you’re not a racist. You just like to dress like one for Halloween. Whether it’s a “sexy squaw,” a “bootylicious bellydancer,” a “provocative persecuted population,” or that one white guy I met in the Hub last year who told me he was “70% Mexican” when I called him out on his racist […] More
The Golden Antlers brings you the following CMC freshman presidential campaign speech: “Hi, everyone. You know my name and I am running to be your Freshman Class President. I know you’ve just heard from my colleagues, and they all had interesting things to say. Give it up for them. Ok, that’s enough. Stop clapping. I […] More
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