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    When the Nest is Fucking Crowded: a How to Guide for 5C Parents


     As news becomes less reliable, more and more people look to the Golden Antlers to answer the most important questions of the day. While we usually prefer to give out medical advice, today we’re proud to be answering some questions from the concerned parents of first year students venturing into the new world of online […] More

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    Paternity Test Now Required to Purchase “Scripps Dad” Merchandise


      CLAREMONT, CA – Campus officials have enacted a new policy restricting acquisition of “Scripps Dad” products to those with proof of biological paternity. The Scripps Dad logo—once an innocent emblem donned in various fabric forms by grieving fathers on move-in day—now serves as a souvenir that male members of the 5C community bring back […] More