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    “Dining Hall Staff Aren’t Skilled Workers,” Says Pomona VP Struggling To Open Mayo Jar


     CLAREMONT, CA – In a shocking turn of events, Pomona’s Vice President of Golden Hoards or something like that hosted a press conference this evening from his kitchen to comment on the Pomona dining hall staff’s ongoing struggle for fair pay. The VP, who asked to remain anonymous but is statistically most likely named Robert, […] More

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    OPINION: the Scripps Swimming Pool Is Too Damn Small!


     As a CMC student whose parents pay a lot of money to attend these colleges, I think it’s high time Scripps pulls their weight for once and provides a pool I can at least swim in. Look at this, I’m barely up to my knees in here! And is that a fucking turtle? That can’t […] More