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    Rate My Professor Gets A Makeover

     

     We know room draw gave you trust issues and crippling anxiety, but unfortunately it’s also time for your emotionally shattered self to choose next semester’s classes! What fun! You know your parents will pull you out of school, your significant other will dump you for being a failure at life, and you’ll never get the […] More

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    Introducing the Revolutionary New “I Didn’t Just Have Sex” Bag

     

     Ever wake up on a Friday, Saturday, or Sunday morning (or really any morning for that matter, we won’t constrain you) and realize, “damn, this isn’t my room.” Then look over to your right or left and realize, “damn, that isn’t my roommate.” Or even more unsettling, “damn who’s that?” Well hopefully you usually know […] More

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    Frost: Definitely-Not-A-Drug-Reference EDM Party

     

     This past week ASCMC and associated students unveiled the most recent attempt to distance the yearly spring EDM party [formerly known as SpaceX, formerly known as White Party] from its reputation as a drug-fueled fuckup-ery.  The planning committee behind this year’s event announced the name for this year’s party: “Frost: A 5C EDM Event” which […] More

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    Off-Campus Studies Announces New ‘Study Abroad Seattle’ Option

     

     Claremont, CA Are you tired of being the only person in your group of friends not from Seattle? Does it upset you that you associate “Washington” with “D.C.” and not the state? Were those beautiful skies just a little too clear this morning? Have you always wanted to burst a lung screaming “Go Hawks!” and […] More

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    Mudd Seniors Vow to Redistribute Starting Salaries

     

     Harvey Mudd College is finally making good on its commitment to train “forward thinking scientists” who “have a clear understanding of their impact on society.” On Saturday, the Class of 2015 gathered around the fire pit at West Dorm and vowed together to take it upon themselves to end the vicious disease of Starting Salary […] More

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    CMC Office of Admissions Releases Rejection Letter Template

     

     The Claremont McKenna Office of Admissions is often lauded for its commitment to personal notes on every single acceptance letter, but it is a little known fact among CMCers that students who are rejected also receive a personal and thoughtful response.  The Admissions team has communicated with The Golden Antlers staff and has provided a […] More

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    Drunkahn Academy

     

     Drunkhan Academy offers practice exercises, instructional videos, and a personalized learning dashboard that empower learners to study at their own pace in and outside of the classroom. Our seasoned college course experienced experts tackle math, science, computer programming, history, art history, economics, and more.   More

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    Pomona’s Mudd-Blaisdell Dorm to be Demolished; Wall Art Sold to LACMA

     

     Early this morning Pomona College admin announced the decision to demolish First-Year dorms Mudd and Blaisdell so the “Blue Tape Masterpieces” that grace the walls of the dorms’ halls can be featured in a permanent art collection at the Los Angeles County Museum of Art named Self-Portraits of Trapped Conflict that will debut in April. […] More

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    Letters to Freshmen: The Cure for a Difficult Roommate

     

     Dear Freshmen, Adapting to college can be hard. Granted, you’re probably intelligent and hardworking enough to navigate most of the obstacles which you’ve inevitably faced as a college student thus far — after all, how else would you have managed to make it into the Happiest College in America? Nonetheless, even smart people have to […] More

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