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LEAKED: CMC To Go Co-Ed in Fall of 2018

 

 Claremont McKenna College has been an only boys school since 1946, but 2018 marks a year of progress for the college. After heated debate, the Board of Trustees came to a landmark 30-29 decision— female students will finally be eligible to apply in the upcoming 2018-2019 school year. Board of Trustees member Jeff Gallagher ‘68
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Inspiring: Pitzer Rich Students Awarded Entirety of Financial Aid, So They May Better Empathize With Those Poorer

 

 In an email sent today from the Office of Financial Aid, Pitzer College announced their plans to redistribute the entirety of their annual financial aid scholarship fund— meant to assist students unable to pay the school’s tuition cost— to students within the schools top income bracket for the coming 2018-2019 school year. Meant to be
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Honnold-Mudd Library Declared Official No-Fun Zone

 

 As the eldritch horror known as December sets in, the Honnold-Mudd Library Staff has decided to formally declare the library an official No-Fun Zone in honor of finals. According to the vague yet menacing high council of librarians, this declaration is long overdue. No-fun December presents the perfect opportunity to roll out their official declaration.
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