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10 Counseling Alternatives for Monsour’s Pesky 16 Week Waiting Periods
It’s the fifth week of the semester, which means that the novelty of the new year has begun to wear off and oh hey, your crippling depression has come to join the party right on time! Now that you’ve already cut and/or dyed your hair twice to distract yourself from the hopeless peril of your […] More
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CMC Bros Vote to Eradicate Bananas from Collins to Avoid Possibility of Homoerotic Faux Pas
While the different dining halls at the 5Cs are all individually known for their different specialties, whether it be steak, berry day, prison-labor furniture or warm cookies fresh out of the oven, many who have ventured into Collins dining hall come away focused not on what can be found amongst the food stations, but what […] More
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What Really Happened to Pitzer’s Lost $40,000
The news that $40,000 recently vanished from the Pitzer College Student Senate budget at the end of last semester was recently broken by the The Student Life, to much outrage and confusion. However, while the TSL left this mystery very much open-ended, the incredible investigative minds at the Golden Antlers have pieced together a list […] More
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Trump’s Criticism of the Harvey Mudd Nuclear Deal May Only Lead to More Nuclear Weapons
This article was first published on Sept. 25. It has been updated to reflect President Trump’s announcement that he plans to decertify the Harvey Mudd nuclear agreement. The Trump administration faces an March. 15 deadline to certify to Congress that Harvey Mudd is complying with the terms of the 2015 Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action […] More
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Grandparent Approved Theses
After 3.5 transformative years at a liberal arts college, you’re excited to write and present the culmination of all of your hard work: your senior thesis. As a Feminist/Gender Studies and English Literature double major, you chose to write your thesis on erotic Lesbian poetry in the 1800s. Naturally. However, the thought of explaining this […] More
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Frank to Make Lady Friendly Taco Tuesday
In a revolutionary announcement for women’s rights last Tuesday, The Frank Dining Hall director declared that Frank would soon be instituting “Lady Friendly Taco Tuesdays”. “After a year of women’s marches and the #metoo movement, we were truly inspired by the sheer force of women coming together from all over the world to fight for […] More
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Edgy First Year Wondering Why There is No White Mentor Group
Edgy CMC first year and Upper East Side resident Parker Williams stood up in front of his friend group Saturday morning at Collins brunch, loudly declaring his confusion over why there was no white mentor group at Claremont. “I mean, they have a mentor group for like, everybody else out there,” the brave, inspirational young […] More
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Pomona First Years Cave and Just Go To Frank
After spending the entire week repeatedly telling themselves and others that they would definitely be eating dinner at Scripps on Thursday, the friend group of three Pomona first years finally admitted at roughly 4:30 that they would probably just end up going to Frank. “We’re serious, we’re really going this time,” Samuel Ko, who only […] More
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18 Reasons the CMS Track and Field Team Could Have Gotten Disbanded
Look, we get it. Everybody fucks up once in a while. But it takes a lot to get your whole team suspended indefinitely. So what could have happened this weekend that actually caused the CMS Track and Field team to get temporarily shut down? Step aside, TSL, and let the capital-J Journalists do some investigative […] More
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GA Apologizes for Letting Claremont Independent Social Experiment Go Too Far
Following much debate and controversy, the Golden Antlers staff has decided that after five long years, it is time to confirm what many of you may have already suspected: the Claremont Independent was actually a social experiment that we now acknowledge went too far. Inspiration struck in the midst of an epic Golden Antlers staff […] More
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