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5C Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines!
– Liat Kaplan CMC ’17, Ben Turner CMC ’16, Haley Patoski CMC ’14, Christie Kweon SCR ’15 More
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in Ben Turner, Bingo Pajamas, Clancy T, Ellie McElvain, Emily Armstrong, Ender Wiggin, GA, Liat K, Reid Mitchell, Sean McQueen, Theresa Iker
The Golden Antlers Presents: Cards Against The Claremont Colleges
You didn’t know you needed it, but now you’re not sure if you can live without it: finally The Golden Antlers has produced our very own expansion pack for your favorite party game Cards Against Humanity. For those of you who don’t know, Cards Against Humanity is a terrible game for horrible people. It’s like […] More
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The Official Claremont Confession[s] & Claremont Compliments Drinking Game Rules
As if you needed another excuse to fuel your rampant alcoholism, The Golden Antlers has got your back once again with the Claremont Compliments/Claremont Confession[s] Drinking Game! Every college has got ‘em (though we suspect we have more threesome facilitations than the average institute of higher learning) but ours is the goddam’ best. Grab a […] More
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in Ben Turner, Charlie Montgomery, Clancy T, Dante Toppo, David Leathers, Ender Wiggin, GA, Haley Patoski, Julia Comnes, Liat K, Lucas Van Houten, Sam Pitcavage, Theresa Iker
The Golden Antlers Staff Makes New Year’s Resolutions
It’s almost the 31st, we all know what that means. A new year! (Yes, CMCers, the calendar year is different from the fiscal year). Seeing as the Golden Antlers staff is made up of some pretty wretched human beings, we thought we would provide you with our New Year’s resolutions, because if we can do […] More
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Confession Time: I’m a Canadian and I Smoke Crack
In light of all the media attention surrounding Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, I have wanted to come clean about a couple of things. I took some time over American Thanksgiving to talk with my family as to how to best discuss these issues. To start, as many may not know, I am Canadian (it’s pretty […] More
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Top 14 Freshmen Orientation Week Articles We Didn’t Write
– Sean McQueen CMC ’13, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Ben Turner CMC ’16, Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Maddy Stein CMC ’15 More
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Claremontian Gangsters: Finals Week Exacerbates 5C Drug Problem
As Finals Week 2013 kicks off for students of the Claremont Consortium, Golden Antlers analysts have detected an increasingly negative trend on the rise. With the increase in paper writing and exam studying, Ritalin and Adderall have resurfaced on campus. Yet the problem lies mainly in each school’s response. Most CMCers have resorted to cocaine, […] More
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in Author, Ben Turner
Authors of Anonymous Claremont Facebook Posts Revealed
The Golden Antlers‘ elite team of hackers has managed to find the identities of a handful of the posters in various anonymous Claremont-based groups, revealing that many of the nefariously intense and often raunchy posts come from CMC administrators and notable individuals. Read on to find out the secrets of Claremont on Facebook… – Ben […] More
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in 5C, Ari Saperstein, Author, Ben Turner, Charlie Montgomery, Clancy T, Dante Toppo, Ender Wiggin, Haley Patoski, Lucas Van Houten, Sam Pitcavage, School, Scripps, Theresa IkerBreaking News: Scripps College Application 2013 – 2014 Leaked to The Golden Antlers
Not to be left behind, the Scripps College Admissions Office has leaked their application for the class of 2018 to us! – – Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Ben Turner CMC ’16, Dante Toppo CMC ’15, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15, Ari Saperstein PZ ’15, Ender Wiggin CMC ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Ellie McElvain SCR ’14, […] More
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in Ari Saperstein, Author, Ben Turner, Charlie Montgomery, Clancy T, Dante Toppo, Diana Ciuca, Dixie Morrison, Haley Patoski, Lucas Van Houten, Sam Pitcavage, Sean McQueen, Theresa IkerBreaking News: Pitzer College Application 2013 – 2014 Leaked to The Golden Antlers
Pitzer College, eager to join in all the fun, releases its 2013-2014 Application for Admission to The Golden Antlers: PDF VErsion can be found here: PITZ Application – Sean McQueen CMC ’13, Ari Saperstein PZ ’15, Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Haley Patoski CMC ’14, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Toni Antonova CMC ’15, Dante Toppo CMC ’15, […] More
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in 5C, Author, Ben Turner, Charlie Montgomery, Clancy T, CMC, Dante Toppo, David Leathers, Ender Wiggin, GA, Haley Patoski, Lucas Van Houten, Sam Pitcavage, School, Sean McQueenBreaking News: Claremont McKenna College Application 2013 – 2014 Leaked the The Golden Antlers
A mere three hours after Harvey Mudd College’s admissions department made the decision to leak their application to The Golden Antlers late yesterday afternoon, the admissions department at Claremont McKenna College contacted our staff to follow suit. They quickly released their 2013 – 2014 application to us and asked that we publish it. Their representative […] More
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Mein Collins Introduces Cavity Searches
In a shocking turn of events, the least pleasant thing about Collins happens to you OUTSIDE the dining hall. Famed dining hall employee Dora has been appointed field marshal of Collins and her decisive first move has been to institute severe beatings to enforce the to-go cup policy. At press time, reports indicate that seven […] More
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