Category: Brendan Busch

Letter to the Public


  Members of Claremont Colleges and the United States, You may have recently seen that President Donald J. Trump has claimed that our publishing establishment, The Golden Antlers, is fake news. We are truly saddened and hurt by these accusations, as we have done nothing but provide the truth, and only the truth, to all

Weeks After the Rankings, #1 College Pomona Emotionally Burdened

Students take refuge in #76 Pitzer College


 The aftershock of Pomona College’s number 1 ranking has manifested itself in the behaviors of the reluctantly perfect students. Hundreds of gifted Sagehens now feel unsafe on their home turf, constantly being reminded by the manicured lawns and historic architecture that their college is #1 in the country. “It’s really hard being number one,” says

The Forum Discovers that Partying Has Turned CMC Students Into Literal Animals


 Something is horribly, horribly wrong at CMC, and it looks like The Forum may have found the cause.  In the article “Partying Like a Pre-Professional,” one esteemed Forum writer recounts his first-hand experience at TNC.  Being the first Forum writer to ever attend one of these events, he was shocked to find that, instead of