Yesterday, a great gift was bestowed upon the students of CMC: the gift of responsibility. As the story goes, an unwitting sophomore accidentally emailed a survey to the entire student body without BCC-ing anyone (in laymen’s terms: he started the biggest, most lit group chat in CMC history). What followed was a glorious, shockingly funny […] More
Earlier in the semester, the Rose sent out an email informing the entire student body about their recent hires. As this organization is of the highest caliber among groups at the Claremont Consortium, we decided here at the Golden Antlers, an equally high caliber group at the Claremont Consortium, that we should reply to their […] More
September 21, 2017 This is an official notice that The Golden Antlers will be filing a lawsuit against The Kravis Leadership Institute for egregious misconduct during the “Hella Lit Flashmob Challenge 2K17” sweepstakes. Although The Golden Antlers produced one (1) majestic, awe-inducing flashmob video in accordance with all of KLI’s official contest rules, the Kravis Institute […] More
Members of Claremont Colleges and the United States, You may have recently seen that President Donald J. Trump has claimed that our publishing establishment, The Golden Antlers, is fake news. We are truly saddened and hurt by these accusations, as we have done nothing but provide the truth, and only the truth, to all […] More
Welcome to Claremont, Class of 2020! Due to the recent CMC housing crisis (which has already forced some new students to move to off-campus apartments north of Mudd) (Did you know there was land north of Mudd?), DOS has decided to house a sizable number of freshmen in a mysterious location off the coast of […] More
The aftershock of Pomona College’s number 1 ranking has manifested itself in the behaviors of the reluctantly perfect students. Hundreds of gifted Sagehens now feel unsafe on their home turf, constantly being reminded by the manicured lawns and historic architecture that their college is #1 in the country. “It’s really hard being number one,” says […] More
Something is horribly, horribly wrong at CMC, and it looks like The Forum may have found the cause. In the article “Partying Like a Pre-Professional,” one esteemed Forum writer recounts his first-hand experience at TNC. Being the first Forum writer to ever attend one of these events, he was shocked to find that, instead of […] More
Every good restaurant has their secrets: In-n-Out has a secret menu, the Kusty Krab has the secret Krabby Patty formula, and even Sushi Cruise has a secret stash of heroin in the back. The Motley is no exception to this rule. In a moment of weakness, the Secret Menu was left unguarded, and a correspondent […] More
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[dropcap]H[/dropcap]old your miniature horses. The next big thing is here. It’s the biggest thing in the history of things. Friday, Oct. 3 marks the beginning of the greatest scavenger hunt in collegiate history: the 5C Golden Antlers Scavengepalooza. Form your teams, choose your mascots, brush your teeth, and prepare for a life-changing journey to the […] More
photo by Kris Brackmann CMC ’17 Alternate Title: Suck it, Pomona. Earlier this morning there was a new addition to the Yik Yak Peek List. At first, it appeared that the 5C’s had finally made it onto the list, but upon further inspection, it became apparent that Yik Yak had decided to bestow the honor […] More
On Sunday, 5’s if not 10’s of 5C students gathered in mourning in one of the u-shaped quads at the post-apocalyptic wasteland that is post-Foam Harvey Mudd. Students mourned the loss of hundreds of pairs of sandals and flip-flops, as well as dozens of anklets, toe rings, and toenails. These items were lost, of course, […] More
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