7 Exciting New Privileges to Check This Semester!
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Golden Antlers Uncovers Unedited Draft of Claremont Independent’s “Fight Club” Article
Thanks to a fleet of undercover spies, The Golden Antlers has uncovered the original draft of the Claremont Independent’s most recent “Fight Club” article. ———- Forwarded message ———- From: Kris Gaaaaaaarder <KGaaaaaaarder15@cmc.edu> Date: 2 December 2014 at 11:20 Subject: Fwd: CI Final Draft of Groupsex Article To: [badge style=”dark”]censored[/badge] Great content guys, really good work. Two […] More
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Scripps Eurotrash Party Under Fire for Racial Appropriation
Historically marginalized ethnic group “Europeans” expressed incredible gratitude Thursday, when Scripps College finally renamed the extremely controversial Eurotrash Party. The new party name, Eurobash, is the first step in Scripps College’s long running campaign to end the systemic oppression of club-going Europeans. By Europeans, we mean those from Europe who have been historically referred to as […] More
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in Clancy T, Dante Toppo, Frank Lyles, GA, Kris Brackmann, Liat K, Quizzes
Which 5C Does Your Soulmate Go To?
This just in: PUB is apparently not the best place to find the love of your life. Who knew, right?? You know where IS a good place to find that special someone? The internet. And we here at The Golden Antlers, with co-sponsorship from Cosmopolitan Magazine, are here to help! And yes, it’s heteronormative as […] More
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in Dante Toppo, GA, Liat K
Social Media Intern “really feels like a valued member of the team.”
Sam Preskins, rising sophomore at an unnamed top tier liberal arts college reports that his Social Media and Digital Communications Internship with a small tech start-up in San Francisco “has been a really enriching experience.” “Yeah it’s a small office so I end up with a lot of responsibility. I get to do stuff that’s […] More
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Rose Institute to Host Next “Pilgrim Bros and NavaHoes TNC.” In Fucking Prison.
Early this week the founding director of the Rose Institute of State and Local Government, David Alan Heslop was sentenced to 21 months in prison by a federal court for conspiracy to commit bribery and “for his role in a kickback scheme to defraud the Twenty-Nine Palms Band of Mission Indians.” This, surprisingly, was not […] More
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The Top 9 PERM Requests You Shouldn’t Attempt
– Dante Toppo CMC ’15, Liat Kaplan CMC ’17, Haley Patoski CMC ’14, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Aseem Chipalkatti CMC ’15 More
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The Official Claremont Confession[s] & Claremont Compliments Drinking Game Rules
As if you needed another excuse to fuel your rampant alcoholism, The Golden Antlers has got your back once again with the Claremont Compliments/Claremont Confession[s] Drinking Game! Every college has got ‘em (though we suspect we have more threesome facilitations than the average institute of higher learning) but ours is the goddam’ best. Grab a […] More
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in Ben Turner, Charlie Montgomery, Clancy T, Dante Toppo, David Leathers, Ender Wiggin, GA, Haley Patoski, Julia Comnes, Liat K, Lucas Van Houten, Sam Pitcavage, Theresa Iker
The Golden Antlers Staff Makes New Year’s Resolutions
It’s almost the 31st, we all know what that means. A new year! (Yes, CMCers, the calendar year is different from the fiscal year). Seeing as the Golden Antlers staff is made up of some pretty wretched human beings, we thought we would provide you with our New Year’s resolutions, because if we can do […] More
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CMC Basically Not Even A College Anymore, Forbes Claims
Much to the horror of the Claremont community, Forbes Magazine released its eagerly awaited ranking of the top 650 colleges and universities in America. Upon finding Claremont McKenna College nowhere on the list, college officials decided it was time to”throw in the towel.” Dean of Students Mary Spellwoman spoke to GA reporters, “ever since 1946 […] More
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in Clancy T, Dante Toppo, GA, Julia Comnes, Liat K, Sam Pitcavage
ASCMC Declares Golden Antlers Official Campus Publication
In a ballsy move Monday night ASCMC’s student Senate voted to sever all ties between the CMC Forum and the ASCMC Executive Board. The proposed resolution to the constitution moved the campus publication out from under the control of the Campus Organization Chair and officially removed the Forum editor from the Executive Board. As of […] More
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Letters From Abroad: Dear All You Fucks in Western Europe
Hi everyone! It’s been so fun hearing about your adventures in Barcelona, or Amsterdam. Or Berlin, London, Copenhagen, Rome, Paris, Copenhagen, Dublin, Copenhagen, Munich, Milan, Copenhagen, and Copen-fuckin-hagen. Really enjoy all the blogs and stuff. Great photos y’all are posting of you all drinking. You just always seem to be drinking. Drinking enormous glasses of […] More
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