Much to the horror of the Claremont community, Forbes Magazine released its eagerly awaited ranking of the top 650 colleges and universities in America. Upon finding Claremont McKenna College nowhere on the list, college officials decided it was time to”throw in the towel.” Dean of Students Mary Spellwoman spoke to GA reporters, “ever since 1946 […] More
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After several months of deliberation, Harvard University Pomona College Admissions Department releases their new student application for next year. – Haley Patoski CMC ’14, Pedro Salinas POM ’13, David Leathers CMC ’15, Dixie Morrison POM ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15, Dante Toppo CMC ’15, Charlie Montgomery CMC ’15, and Will Hunt POM ’14. More
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A mere three hours after Harvey Mudd College’s admissions department made the decision to leak their application to The Golden Antlers late yesterday afternoon, the admissions department at Claremont McKenna College contacted our staff to follow suit. They quickly released their 2013 – 2014 application to us and asked that we publish it. Their representative […] More
Remember the good ol’ days of The Golden Antlers when new posts garnered around 100 views, we had 50 likes on Facebook, and no one wanted to murder us? Of course you don’t. That’s because in 2012 we were underground, or “indie” if you will. In November of 2012 Pitchfork famously referred to us as, […] More
The Golden Antlers presents 15 alternate headlines for the highly contentious article entitled “Don’t Like The Gender Gap?: Don’t Encourage It” published on the CMC Forum. Because, you know, we like a shit-storm of angry commenters as much as the next person. – Dante Toppo CMC ’15, David Leathers CMC ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15 […] More
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Alternate Headline: “Suck it, Forum.” After months of deliberation, the CMC Board of Trustees took a break from shutting down companies and e-mailed the student body. Today they formally introduced Pamela Gann’s successor: former male model and homecoming king Hiram E. Chodosh. “On the unanimous recommendation of the Presidential Search Committee, and scryed from the […] More
Last week, the Athenaeum hosted CMC’s former Vice President of Admissions & Financial Aid, Dick Vos. Vos resigned in the spring after admitting he had received one too many of Pamela Gann’s discouraging looks. He was recently replaced by Dean Jeff Huang, who now holds the titles of Dean, Vice President, Janitor, Professor, Trustee, and […] More
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