Halloweekend is approaching fast and let’s be honest, you haven’t put together three costumes yet for every night of regret. We here at the Golden Antlers understand that you don’t want to do a cliche outfit like a cat, lifeguard, or even the overused trash bag. So here’s a list of completely easy to make […] More
I know what you’re thinking, “I’ve been here for so long already, after spending 3 years in Claremont, I know I can draw an exact map of each of the campuses and include the topography and geographical coordinates of important buildings on it.” But we all know that you spent too many nights crawling around […] More
While there’s been plenty of bad news both in Claremont and outside the bubble lately, today brought a bright announcement from the city of trees and PhDs. White supremacists William Joe Simmons and Jamie Colescott, of Baton Rouge, Louisiana and Cleveland, Ohio, respectively, today announced that they are planning to marry and reside in Claremont, […] More
Student activism reached a historic milestone this week when Pitzer sophomore Rebecca McAngel announced on Facebook that she was “excited that we have reached a record number of likes in response to our latest innovative, social media-driven initiative!” Pitzer students and faculty are still trying to process the uniquely impactful news. The “we” in McAngel’s […] More
This past week ASCMC and associated students unveiled the most recent attempt to distance the yearly spring EDM party [formerly known as SpaceX, formerly known as White Party] from its reputation as a drug-fueled fuckup-ery. The planning committee behind this year’s event announced the name for this year’s party: “Frost: A 5C EDM Event” which […] More
We’re no stranger to YikYak (and whatever tomfoolery you youngins get into these days) and our reporters try to keep up to date to ensure that our readers receive quality, timely pieces. Most recently we noted that many yakkers have expressed concern at a lack of quality places to cry at the 5Cs. We also […] More
Here at the Golden Antlers we’re committed to getting you a date, or laid, or tenderly spooned (Tinderly spooned?), or whatever you’re into this Valentine’s Day. Here are some 5C geared Valentines that are 100% going to get you some this February 14th. Share them with someone special. 😉 -Frank Lyles PO ’17, Natalie […] More
Here at The Golden Antlers we’re proud to give you a sneak peak into the prize winning theses from the Fall semester! [do_widget id=bl_google_ads-7] [do_widget id=bl_google_ads-7] Honorable Mention Theses: Penis Envy Aboard the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria Do Tide Detergent Pods Taste Like Candy: A Case Study Microorgasms in the Costa Rican […] More
Every good restaurant has their secrets: In-n-Out has a secret menu, the Kusty Krab has the secret Krabby Patty formula, and even Sushi Cruise has a secret stash of heroin in the back. The Motley is no exception to this rule. In a moment of weakness, the Secret Menu was left unguarded, and a correspondent […] More
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