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in Christie Kweon, Elliot Warner, Frank Lyles, Katinka Ingabogovinanana, Liz Sommer, Natalie Brown, Sam Pitcavage

Summa Cum Laude: Prize Winning Senior Theses At The Claremont Colleges

Here at The Golden Antlers we’re proud to give you a sneak peak into the prize winning theses from the Fall semester! [do_widget id=bl_google_ads-7] [do_widget id=bl_google_ads-7] Honorable Mention Theses: Penis Envy Aboard the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria Do Tide Detergent Pods Taste Like Candy: A Case Study Microorgasms in the Costa Rican […] More

by The Golden Antlers December 11, 2014, 3:37 pm
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in Clancy T, Dante Toppo, Ender Wiggin, Frank Lyles, Haley Patoski, Liat K, Sam Pitcavage

Scripps Eurotrash Party Under Fire for Racial Appropriation

Historically marginalized ethnic group “Europeans” expressed incredible gratitude Thursday, when Scripps College finally renamed the extremely controversial Eurotrash Party. The new party name, Eurobash, is the first step in Scripps College’s long running campaign to end the systemic oppression of club-going Europeans. By Europeans, we mean those from Europe who have been historically referred to as […] More

by The Golden Antlers November 12, 2014, 10:53 am
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in Aseem Chipalkatti, Ender Wiggin, GA, Jacksón S, Katinka Ingabogovinanana, Sam Pitcavage

Breaking News: Republican Acts Like Republican, Scripps College Responds Like Scripps College.

According to the Claremont Independent, Scripps has uninvited bigot journalist George Will from speaking at the ninth annual Elizabeth Hubert Malott Public Affairs Program after he wrote an article that lamented the “coveted victimhood status” of survivors of sexual assault. No, we’re not fucking kidding. Scripps administration’s general consensus was that inviting Will to campus […] More

by The Golden Antlers October 9, 2014, 1:28 pm
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in Aseem Chipalkatti, Clancy T, Sam Pitcavage

CMS Football and Water Polo Team take Fight for Relevance to Next Level

This Saturday’s Rage in the Cage (or, more accurately, “Rage Inside the Cage Inside the Cage”) event sponsored by ASCMC turned ugly around 10:00 PM when the tournament was cancelled due to an outbreak of violence. What was meant to be a fun, carefree way for CMC jocks who peaked in middle school to relive […] More

by The Golden Antlers October 7, 2014, 1:01 pm
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in Ari Saperstein, Clancy T, GA, Sam Pitcavage

The Golden Antlers Answers College Confidential Questions

We can all agree that College Confidential is a soul-sucking mind-numbing cesspool of “chance me??” threads and high school students who know nothing answering each other’s questions. We here at The Golden Antlers thought we’d do you a solid and address some of the most pressing questions these college hopefuls had to ask. Edgy, in this […] More

by The Golden Antlers August 23, 2014, 9:25 am
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in Clancy T, GA, Liat K, Sam Pitcavage, Sean McQueen

Rejected 6:01 Party Tanks

Nothing gets us excited quite like the first ASCMC email of the summer. In hopes of making friends and influencing people, The Golden Antlers submitted 8 killer designs for consideration in the 6:01 Tank Contest. Each one was rejected. So vote for your favorite and we’ll sell it to you because we want your money. […] More

by The Golden Antlers August 6, 2014, 1:11 pm
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in Ben Turner, Clancy T, Dante Toppo, GA, Julia Comnes, Liat K, Sam Pitcavage, Theresa Iker

The Official Claremont Confession[s] & Claremont Compliments Drinking Game Rules

As if you needed another excuse to fuel your rampant alcoholism, The Golden Antlers has got your back once again with the Claremont Compliments/Claremont Confession[s] Drinking Game! Every college has got ‘em (though we suspect we have more threesome facilitations than the average institute of higher learning) but ours is the goddam’ best. Grab a […] More

by The Golden Antlers January 9, 2014, 11:17 am
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in Ben Turner, Charlie Montgomery, Clancy T, Dante Toppo, David Leathers, Ender Wiggin, GA, Haley Patoski, Julia Comnes, Liat K, Lucas Van Houten, Sam Pitcavage, Theresa Iker

The Golden Antlers Staff Makes New Year’s Resolutions

It’s almost the 31st, we all know what that means. A new year! (Yes, CMCers, the calendar year is different from the fiscal year). Seeing as the Golden Antlers staff is made up of some pretty wretched human beings, we thought we would provide you with our New Year’s resolutions, because if we can do […] More

by The Golden Antlers December 31, 2013, 12:13 am
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in Author, Clancy T, Ender Wiggin, GA, Sam Pitcavage, Sean McQueen

Roundtable on CMC Social Climate Declared “Unregistered Event”, Shut Down by Deans

The latest news in a recent string of conflicts between the Claremont McKenna College administration and the student body took place Saturday morning in the hallowed halls of the campus’ Athenaeum as Deans Spellwoman and Voss shut down the Roundtable on CMC Social Climate that was recently organized by concerned student leaders. Around 11:07 the […] More

by The Golden Antlers December 2, 2013, 9:50 am
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in Clancy T, Ender Wiggin, GA, Liat K, Sam Pitcavage

Flexual Intercourse: Hungry 5C Students Get Desperate for Flex Dollars

This is a Golden Antlers special report: She’s your average CMC satire magazine efitor. She swims in the CMC pool, she drives her yellow Hummer, and according to her Facebook, she is spending this semester in “Paris” “studying abroad.” We regret to tell you that the Clancy Tripp you think you know is living a […] More

by The Golden Antlers November 27, 2013, 11:15 am
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in Clancy T, Dante Toppo, GA, Julia Comnes, Liat K, Sam Pitcavage

ASCMC Declares Golden Antlers Official Campus Publication

In a ballsy move Monday night ASCMC’s student Senate voted to sever all ties between the CMC Forum and the ASCMC Executive Board. The proposed resolution to the constitution moved the campus publication out from under the control of the Campus Organization Chair and officially removed the Forum editor from the Executive Board. As of […] More

by The Golden Antlers October 30, 2013, 12:09 pm
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in Author, Ben Turner, Clancy T, GA, Sam Pitcavage, Sean McQueen, Theresa Iker

Top 14 Freshmen Orientation Week Articles We Didn’t Write

– Sean McQueen CMC ’13, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Ben Turner CMC ’16, Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Maddy Stein CMC ’15 More

by The Golden Antlers September 2, 2013, 11:25 am

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