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The Golden Antlers Presents: Cards Against The Claremont Colleges

You didn’t know you needed it, but now you’re not sure if you can live without it: finally The Golden Antlers has produced our very own expansion pack for your favorite party game Cards Against Humanity. For those of you who don’t know, Cards Against Humanity is a terrible game for horrible people. It’s like […] More

by The Golden Antlers February 11, 2014, 10:48 am
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Pomona Secedes: Golden Antlers Outsources Satire to Pomona Students

In case you didn’t notice, this happened. [all images by Jill Greenberg – check her out here] – Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Ender Wiggin CMC ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, David Leathers CMC ’15, Liat Kaplan CMC ’17 with special thanks to a Petition Commenter for the grammatical errors joke More

by The Golden Antlers January 30, 2014, 5:55 pm
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The Official Claremont Confession[s] & Claremont Compliments Drinking Game Rules

As if you needed another excuse to fuel your rampant alcoholism, The Golden Antlers has got your back once again with the Claremont Compliments/Claremont Confession[s] Drinking Game! Every college has got ‘em (though we suspect we have more threesome facilitations than the average institute of higher learning) but ours is the goddam’ best. Grab a […] More

by The Golden Antlers January 9, 2014, 11:17 am
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The Golden Antlers Staff Makes New Year’s Resolutions

It’s almost the 31st, we all know what that means. A new year! (Yes, CMCers, the calendar year is different from the fiscal year). Seeing as the Golden Antlers staff is made up of some pretty wretched human beings, we thought we would provide you with our New Year’s resolutions, because if we can do […] More

by The Golden Antlers December 31, 2013, 12:13 am
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Exclusive Report: Thesis Required of Many 5C Seniors

An investigative team at the Golden Antlers has determined that many seniors at the Claremont Consortium are in the process of writing a thesis. Rumors of a thesis requirement for many courses of study shocked the underclassmen surveyed. “I had no idea that my senior friends had been working on such a daunting project,” wrote […] More

by The Golden Antlers December 3, 2013, 11:32 am
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Top 14 Freshmen Orientation Week Articles We Didn’t Write

– Sean McQueen CMC ’13, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Ben Turner CMC ’16, Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Maddy Stein CMC ’15 More

by The Golden Antlers September 2, 2013, 11:25 am
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Breaking News: Scripps College Application 2013 – 2014 Leaked to The Golden Antlers

Not to be left behind, the Scripps College Admissions Office has leaked their application for the class of 2018 to us! – – Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Ben Turner CMC ’16, Dante Toppo CMC ’15, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15, Ari Saperstein PZ ’15, Ender Wiggin CMC ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Ellie McElvain SCR ’14, […] More

by The Golden Antlers April 29, 2013, 2:15 pm
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Breaking News: Pitzer College Application 2013 – 2014 Leaked to The Golden Antlers

Pitzer College, eager to join in all the fun, releases its 2013-2014 Application for Admission to The Golden Antlers: PDF VErsion can be found here: PITZ Application – Sean McQueen CMC ’13, Ari Saperstein PZ ’15, Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Haley Patoski CMC ’14, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Toni Antonova CMC ’15, Dante Toppo CMC ’15, […] More

by The Golden Antlers April 22, 2013, 4:42 pm
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Scripps Students Thank Shannen Miller for Helping Them Realize How Inferior They Really Are

Theresa Iker, Ex-Scripps 2014, reports: Following Shannen Miller’s assertion that Scripps, like all women’s colleges, is “in fact not superior in countering gender inequality,” many Scripps students are finally realizing that their college is in fact not superior in anything. Monsour has experienced an astronomical increase in appointments; according to the receptionist, the calls are […] More

by The Golden Antlers February 7, 2013, 4:14 am

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