The Mainstream Media is Hiding the REAL Reasons Why Tiedens Quit
While the mainstream “news” has parrotted back the same b.s. that was included in the official Scripps release, the Golden Antlers are not afraid of the truth. More
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Transports Reach Record High Due to Parents Weekend 2020
Campus Security published the following statement Monday morning in response to the frightening levels of ambulances that visited campus this past weekend: Parents and Students, We apologize for the unfortunate and unscheduled on-campus events that happened over Parents Weekend, a tradition of utmost importance to us here at the 5Cs. We have heard your complaints […] More
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“I love the Office” and Other Unique Personality Traits to Include in Your Datamatch Bio
Well, it’s that time of year again, folks. Datamatch is here. Putting yourself out there can be hard, but don’t worry–we’ve got your back. First things first, this advice is only for people who either did not participate last year (and therefore have not found the love of their life via Datamatch) or participated last […] More
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Claremont Colleges Create Blindfold Day to Practice Removing Stereotypes
Earlier this week, faculty from the five Claremont Colleges agreed to hold a consortium wide Blindfold Day to teach students about social justice issues. “We can’t help what we think as soon as we see people,” said Pitzer Student Senator who proposed the idea, Kevin Whittier. He continued: “This will eliminate that initial barrier to […] More
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Report: Josh Already Really Fucked Up, Won’t Make it to Toga Party
North Quad, 9:47 PM — Josh is already really fucked up and won’t make it to Toga Party. Bystanders report that he went too hard during rage cage after one of “the most intense games of beer pong ever played.” Josh says that he hit two redemption shots, but no sources can support these claims. […] More
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Op-ed: I got Fingered at Toga Party. Here’s Why You Should Too.
There comes a moment in every girl’s life when she recognizes that she has finally become a woman. For some, that might have been her first period. For others, it’s her first slow dance. But for me? Well, mine was extra special. I became a woman when I got fingered at Toga Party. And you […] More
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Extreme Traffic on Route 15 as Students Rush to Vegas With Datamatches Release
CLAREMONT, CA– This Valentine’s Day, lonely 5C students awoke to find themselves lonely no more after The Golden Antlers and Harvard Computer Society teamed up to create an irresistibly, deliriously hilarious, optimal matchmaking service. As the #1 ranked satirical newspaper in the world, it was truly no surprise that once again, The GA delivered a […] More
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DataMatch is Coming to the 5Cs!
Tinder got you down? Has rainy weather made you realize how lonely you are? Tired of thinking last Thursday’s TNC hookup was the one that got away? Say no more! The Golden Antlers has teamed up with the Harvard Computer Society (HCS) to bring a real and free match making service to the 5Cs this […] More
