Ath season is upon us, and the savviest of us know that the Q&A following the talk is where to really make your mark. Do you admire those inefficient, braggadocious fucks who seem to innately understand how to ask the longest and most unintelligible questions? Unsure how to prove your intellectual worth? We’ve pieced together […] More
Power and Privilege aren’t all you need to be successful at Claremont McKenna College– you also need our advice! Read on if you want to win! Microfridge is all you need. You shouldn’t have brought anything else because now your room is full. That being said, if your room is in North Quad, consider a […] More
We don’t actually have any writers who go to Mudd to contribute to this, but we can offer you this: Meth is still illegal. Mudders: if you want fair representation, apply to write for The Golden Antlers. Consider it your civic duty. Applications are due September 26 at midnight. Good luck! More
Back so soon? Lusting for more content? A helpless Pitzer first-year in desperate need of guidance? If you consider any of the proceeding statements to be true about yourself, read on! We are extremely knowledgeable and we’re here to help, and today, we’re extending a hand to Pitzer first-years. #Gratitude Start all new nondenominational cults […] More
Anyways, here’s our tips for Pomona College first-years: Do you have anxiety about Pomona being “not prestigious enough” compared to your friends at Harvard, Princeton, Stanford, or Yale? Well, stress no more, because you’re right! Psst! Here’s a sneaky one for ya: Instead of telling your roommate to elbow you in the ribs, just lie […] More
It’s the fifth week of the semester, which means that the novelty of the new year has begun to wear off and oh hey, your crippling depression has come to join the party right on time! Now that you’ve already cut and/or dyed your hair twice to distract yourself from the hopeless peril of your […] More
Claremont McKenna College boasts an array of (supposedly) prestigious pre-professional clubs and research institutes that first-year students are encouraged to apply to, not because of their great impact on one’s resume, but because they do great work in their field. Despite CMC’s synergistic nature, a customizable, streamlined process for their initiation into this elite realm […] More
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