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Breaking News: Harvey Mudd College Application 2013 – 2014 Leaked to The Golden Antlers

Now that all the Harvey Mudd hopefuls for the class of 2017 have received their admission decisions in the mail, Harvey Mudd College has decided to get a jump on next year’s admittance process. As of Monday morning, HMC released the official 2013-14 Application for Admission exclusively to The Golden Antlers. Class of 2018, get […] More

by The Golden Antlers April 16, 2013, 7:43 pm
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Effective Immediately, The Golden Antlers Has Been Shut Down: A Farewell Letter

Dear Golden Readers, It is with genuine (and in no way sarcastic) sadness that I must announce that The Golden Antlers will no longer publish articles as of 8:00 AM tomorrow morning. Saturday morning we received word via phone call from the CMC Office of Development and Dean of Students that they would like this publication […] More

by The Golden Antlers March 12, 2013, 4:06 am
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Freshman Announces Decision to “Really Buckle Down” This Semester

Early Monday morning local CMC freshman Joe Myers announced his decision to “stop fucking around” and start thinking about his future. After a stunning 14 weeks on campus Myers concluded that he was ready to knuckle down and work hard in his classes. Myers decided that he “might even apply for a job at KLI” […] More

by The Golden Antlers February 5, 2013, 1:15 am
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Claremont Students Intentionally Failing Classes

The Claremont Colleges reported early this week that last semester’s grade point averages were the lowest they have ever been. The Consortium administration estimates that overall averages have fallen by approximately 5 points from last year’s numbers. News of plummeting grades comes amid widespread reports that students are intentionally failing classes in order to boost […] More

by The Golden Antlers January 29, 2013, 7:03 pm
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Dear Sage Antlers: “I’m Troubled by Thongs!”

Dear Sage Antlers, Very often I find myself in a difficult situation involving panties and social insecurity: I want to do my laundry, but all the machines are full. However, there is one machine done operating with the clothes still sitting in it. Could I just wait for an open one? Yes, but fuck that! […] More

by The Golden Antlers January 14, 2013, 8:34 pm
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The Golden Antlers’ New Years Apologies

2012 has certainly been a crazy year for The Golden Antlers! We’ve received over over 35,000 views in three months, the search term “Karl Marx titties” apparently leads to our website on occasion, and 124 of you like us on Facebook. Additionally, famed statistician Nate Silver estimates that Editor-in-Chief Clancy Tripp has experienced “a marked […] More

by The Golden Antlers December 31, 2012, 10:41 pm
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Student Finds “Adderall” On Floor of Library, Accidentally Roofies Self

Late last night in Honnold Library, Harvey Mudd Sophomore Ralph Harrison* found a small pill he presumed to be Adderall on the floor right next to “one of those life-size ‘Ask A Librarian’ cutouts.” Harrison reportedly woke up the next morning with no recollection of the hours between 9 pm and 10 am and a […] More

by The Golden Antlers December 19, 2012, 3:26 am
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Claremont Classifieds

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by The Golden Antlers December 15, 2012, 11:44 pm
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Tour de Pants: A Race To The Bottom

In an email sent out to students at approximately 9:35 PM Dean Mary Spellwoman stated unequivocally that the actions of a group of local high school hooded hoodlums were unacceptable. The email is reproduced here: This is an advisory for The Claremont College Community. Campus Safety has received reports of a group of 4 to […] More

by The Golden Antlers December 15, 2012, 7:51 am
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George R. Roberts Immediately Retracts Historic ‘Roberts Pavilion’ Gift

As an end of the year treat to our loyal readers, and – who are we kidding – ourselves, we here at The Golden Antlers decided it was high time to re-publish our most offensive article of all time. While last December we were forced to retract the article due to the fragile egos of […] More

by The Golden Antlers December 6, 2012, 2:22 am
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Frary Mural Exposé: Theories on a Pomona Penis

We’ve all noticed that Frary’s Prometheus mural is missing a certain je ne sais quoi. Actually, we all know exactly what it’s missing. So just in case you were wondering, The Golden Antlers did some high-quality sleuthing to find out a few of the top theories about this missing member. Where did this disco-stick disappear […] More

by The Golden Antlers November 30, 2012, 1:56 am
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Dear Sage Antlers: “I’m in Love With a Pomoaner”

Dear Sage Antlers, I’m in love with a Pomoaner. There, I said it. I’m constantly trying to catch his eye over the Frary burrito line. I write limericks comparing his eyes to the Pomona Skyspace, but I just can’t hook this hen! He enjoys “learning for the sake of learning” and I enjoy learning for […] More

by The Golden Antlers November 27, 2012, 4:01 am

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