Early last week, Joseph Hillman, HMC ‘20, and his team of student astrologists at Harvey Mudd, once believed to be the only college in Claremont, stumbled across a fascinating discovery while attempting to observe structures lying outside of the Mudd Bubble. Directing a powerful telescope into the abyss, the researchers discerned what appeared to be […] More
We don’t actually have any writers who go to Mudd to contribute to this, but we can offer you this: Meth is still illegal. Mudders: if you want fair representation, apply to write for The Golden Antlers. Consider it your civic duty. Applications are due September 26 at midnight. Good luck! More
Harvey Mudd freshman Sheldon Meyers thought he was well-acquainted with the overall Claremont student body’s blind classism– until he stumbled upon a posting in 5C For Free/For Sale. “A CMC-er was trying to sell a messy conglomeration of undesirable used items ranging from a half-empty bottle of Neutrogena face wash to a dirty shower caddy. […] More
Today was a momentous day for the 213 newly admitted members of Harvey Mudd College’s Freshman class. The students of HMC are well known to be some of the brightest and most hardworking in the country, and the incoming Class of 2023 is no exception. This year’s students have higher GPAs, higher SATs and more […] More
Dear Mudder, I have an engineering project for you. Of course, I would build it myself but I’m already exhausted after envisioning, designing, and asking for it. Plus, my dad just dropped me a fat check for $5k for the weekend. Let’s just say I think we can work out a Pareto efficient trade: I’m […] More
Make no mistake about it: students at Harvey Mudd College are overjoyed with the recent news that the average cost of attendance has risen to over $70,000 for the upcoming school year. With this news, Harvey Mudd is on track to retain its title as the most expensive college in the nation. “It’s just so […] More
As Finals Week 2013 kicks off for students of the Claremont Consortium, Golden Antlers analysts have detected an increasingly negative trend on the rise. With the increase in paper writing and exam studying, Ritalin and Adderall have resurfaced on campus. Yet the problem lies mainly in each school’s response. Most CMCers have resorted to cocaine, […] More
Now that all the Harvey Mudd hopefuls for the class of 2017 have received their admission decisions in the mail, Harvey Mudd College has decided to get a jump on next year’s admittance process. As of Monday morning, HMC released the official 2013-14 Application for Admission exclusively to The Golden Antlers. Class of 2018, get […] More
Dear Golden Readers, It is with genuine (and in no way sarcastic) sadness that I must announce that The Golden Antlers will no longer publish articles as of 8:00 AM tomorrow morning. Saturday morning we received word via phone call from the CMC Office of Development and Dean of Students that they would like this publication […] More
Early Monday morning local CMC freshman Joe Myers announced his decision to “stop fucking around” and start thinking about his future. After a stunning 14 weeks on campus Myers concluded that he was ready to knuckle down and work hard in his classes. Myers decided that he “might even apply for a job at KLI” […] More
The Claremont Colleges reported early this week that last semester’s grade point averages were the lowest they have ever been. The Consortium administration estimates that overall averages have fallen by approximately 5 points from last year’s numbers. News of plummeting grades comes amid widespread reports that students are intentionally failing classes in order to boost […] More
Dear Sage Antlers, Very often I find myself in a difficult situation involving panties and social insecurity: I want to do my laundry, but all the machines are full. However, there is one machine done operating with the clothes still sitting in it. Could I just wait for an open one? Yes, but fuck that! […] More
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