Category: Pomona

Claremontian Gangsters: Finals Week Exacerbates 5C Drug Problem

 

 As Finals Week 2013 kicks off for students of the Claremont Consortium, Golden Antlers analysts have detected an increasingly negative trend on the rise. With the increase in paper writing and exam studying, Ritalin and Adderall have resurfaced on campus. Yet the problem lies mainly in each school’s response. Most CMCers have resorted to cocaine,
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Breaking News: Pomona College Application 2013 – 2014 Leaked to The Golden Antlers

 

 After several months of deliberation, Harvard University Pomona College Admissions Department releases their new student application for next year. – Haley Patoski CMC ’14, Pedro Salinas POM ’13, David Leathers CMC ’15, Dixie Morrison POM ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15, Dante Toppo CMC ’15, Charlie Montgomery CMC ’15, and Will Hunt POM ’14.
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Effective Immediately, The Golden Antlers Has Been Shut Down: A Farewell Letter

 

 Dear Golden Readers, It is with genuine (and in no way sarcastic) sadness that I must announce that The Golden Antlers will no longer publish articles as of 8:00 AM tomorrow morning. Saturday morning we received word via phone call from the CMC Office of Development and Dean of Students that they would like this publication
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The Assanaeum F**knightly: Spicy Public V-Day Sex?

 

 Dear D, “The big V-day is coming up and what better gift to give my hookup/mancandy than sex in public? Can you recommend a location on the 5C campus that won’t get us arrested or seriously injured? Any tips? – Budding Voyeur” My Dearest Budding Voyeur, You must be of the freakiest variety and only
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