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A Campus In Shock: Pomona Senior Angstily Removes “Pomona ’21” From His Insta Bio After Getting High And Sad Walking Around A Deserted Frary Last Week And Oh My God It Was Me I Was So Sad You Guys

This is a developing story. I am still at large and there is a warrant out for my arrest. The Claremont Colleges have been left in a daze after an incident on where a 22-year old Pomona College senior, me, removed “Pomona ‘21” from his Instagram bio. Details that Campus Security have acquired from interviews […] More

by Jackson May 1, 2021, 6:12 pm
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Cracking Down: Pomona-Pitzer Athletics Announces “No TV for Two Weeks” for PP Football Player

Over the last week, the Pomona-Pitzer Athletics Department has faced outcry from 5C athletics teams and community members over lack of decisive action against a Pomona-Pitzer football player whose discriminatory TikToks were circulated on social media last weekend. But just this morning, in what some are calling a “landmark win for accountability,” Pomona-Pitzer Athletics released […] More

by Lucas C. March 27, 2021, 11:46 am
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Dear CMC and Pomona: Just Fuck Already

We can’t be the only ones who have noticed. The endless bickering. The matching mottos. The constant dragging each other in prospective student tours. Cecil “coincidentally” getting way hotter the same year CMC moved to top 10 in liberal arts college rankings. For crissakes, the #1 most-worn clothing item on CMC campus literally actively encourages […] More

by Eleanor H. November 18, 2020, 12:48 pm
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5Cs Unveil Spring COVID-19 Prevention Plans

The 5Cs have unveiled their plans for the Spring 2021 semester due to mounting pressure from students and parents and the idea of losing any more money during the COVID-19 pandemic. Pitzer College plans to have students sleep out on the Mounds in hammocks spaced six feet apart so as to maintain social distancing. “Pitzer […] More

by Jessica W November 15, 2020, 8:31 pm
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Help! Cecil Got Abs and Won’t Stop Fucking My Roommate!

To the Pomona Administration and Trustee Board, With Great Urgency: I am currently embroiled in a crisis with Pomona housing that has lasted almost a month now. I have gotten no response from Housing and Residential life even though I have sent several strongly-worded emails. I am very vexed about this issue and don’t know […] More

by Allie October 10, 2019, 12:13 pm
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The Golden Antlers’ Tips for First-Years: Pomona Edition

Anyways, here’s our tips for Pomona College first-years: Do you have anxiety about Pomona being “not prestigious enough” compared to your friends at Harvard, Princeton, Stanford, or Yale? Well, stress no more, because you’re right! Psst! Here’s a sneaky one for ya: Instead of telling your roommate to elbow you in the ribs, just lie […] More

by Julia September 17, 2019, 12:30 pm
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Impressive First-Year Pomona Class Includes Jesus Christ himself

After her thoroughly impressive and frankly, heart-warming, in no way problematic, or drowning-in-booze, god-why-are-we-here first speech of the year, Pomona president Gabby Starr announced the striking line up of this year’s first-year class. As the nervous first-year peers sat in the crowd vibrating like cold chihuahuas, they looked around spellbound by our new additions to […] More

by Maggie September 13, 2019, 12:15 pm
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Pomona College Adds Simlish Language Table at Oldenborg Center

This past week, Pomona College announced that they will be adding a new language table at Oldenborg Center for students who are interested in conversing in Simlish, the official language of the Sims. In the announcement, Pomona states their decision comes from “an overwhelming amount of support from students who want to learn the challenging, […] More

by Alex April 5, 2019, 9:54 am
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“They Turned Me into a D-1 Douche Bag!”: Local College Mascot Expresses Regret About Makeover Over One-Year Later.

What happens to a community when its soul member can’t seem to find himself? What happens when an individual that represents everything that makes that community great, no longer sees himself as representing those values? Does it throw that whole community into disarray? Can one even say that that community exists? These are questions that […] More

by Aaron December 10, 2018, 11:32 am
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Claremontian Gangsters: Finals Week Exacerbates 5C Drug Problem

As Finals Week 2013 kicks off for students of the Claremont Consortium, Golden Antlers analysts have detected an increasingly negative trend on the rise. With the increase in paper writing and exam studying, Ritalin and Adderall have resurfaced on campus. Yet the problem lies mainly in each school’s response. Most CMCers have resorted to cocaine, […] More

by The Golden Antlers May 13, 2013, 10:23 pm
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Breaking News: Pomona College Application 2013 – 2014 Leaked to The Golden Antlers

After several months of deliberation, Harvard University Pomona College Admissions Department releases their new student application for next year. – Haley Patoski CMC ’14, Pedro Salinas POM ’13, David Leathers CMC ’15, Dixie Morrison POM ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15, Dante Toppo CMC ’15, Charlie Montgomery CMC ’15, and Will Hunt POM ’14. More

by The Golden Antlers May 6, 2013, 2:15 pm
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Effective Immediately, The Golden Antlers Has Been Shut Down: A Farewell Letter

Dear Golden Readers, It is with genuine (and in no way sarcastic) sadness that I must announce that The Golden Antlers will no longer publish articles as of 8:00 AM tomorrow morning. Saturday morning we received word via phone call from the CMC Office of Development and Dean of Students that they would like this publication […] More

by The Golden Antlers March 12, 2013, 4:06 am

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