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Frost: Definitely-Not-A-Drug-Reference EDM Party

Whiter Than Our Tenured Faculty Party
 

This past week ASCMC and associated students unveiled the most recent attempt to distance the yearly spring EDM party [formerly known as SpaceX, formerly known as White Party] from its reputation as a drug-fueled fuckup-ery.  The planning committee behind this year’s event announced the name for this year’s party: “Frost: A 5C EDM Event” which doesn’t sound like a drug reference at all.  Presumably “Frost” is the same basic concept as Casemas, but instead of snow it’s Snow.  Meanwhile, The Golden Antlers has managed to snag a copy of the list of possible names that the committee voted on and will happily pass them on to you.

Cartel Bros & Drug Mule Hoes
Cartel Bros & Drug Mule Hoes
No(se) Regrets
No(se) Regrets
Whiter Than Our Tenured Faculty Party
Whiter Than Our Tenured Faculty Party
EDM Blow-Out (It's gonna be Kilos of fun!)
EDM Blow-Out (It’s gonna be Kilos of fun!)

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A "line-dancing” party
A “line-dancing” party
The White Stripes (in concert)
The White Stripes (in concert)
We Love Coke Party (a poorly-named celebration of America's favorite soda)
We Love Coke Party (a poorly-named celebration of America’s favorite soda)
The "you'd have to be on coke to enjoy this party" party
The “you’d have to be on coke to enjoy this party” party

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50 Shades of White Party (Admissions Decisions)
50 Shades of White Party (Admissions Decisions)
Turn Up for Uppers
Turn Up for Uppers
Can't Stop Won't Stop But Literally Can't Fucking Stop
Can’t Stop Won’t Stop But Literally Can’t Fucking Stop
Satur-yay Night EDM Party
Satur-yay Night EDM Party
5C Freebase Festival
5C Freebase Festival
Scarface, But Just That Once Scene, You Know Which One I’m Talking About, Theme Party
Scarface, But Just That Once Scene, You Know Which One I’m Talking About, Theme Party
Coke in the Kube (so many shiny flat surfaces to snort off of)
Coke in the Kube (so many shiny flat surfaces to snort off of)
I love cocaine edm cokestravaganza
I love cocaine edm cokestravaganza

– Dante Toppo CMC ’15, Natalie Brown PZ ’18, Liat Kaplan CMC ’17, Anna Balderston CMC ’18, and Clancy Tripp CMC ’15

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