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Hey! I Noticed That You Saw My Insta Story Saying I Have COVID And You Didn’t Swipe Up. Do You Hate Me?


Hey bestie! We NEED to grab a meal one of these days it’s been so long since our freshman year orientation trip, which is when we last spoke. I’ll never forget what we got into at LACMA – #gopapaya #teamgoofy hahaha!

Listen oomfie… You know I love you, but I kinda wanted to bring up something a little serious 🙁 As you probably know, I recently tested positive for The Novel Coronavirus, which has been very difficult and traumatizing for me since I probably got it from someone who doesn’t triple mask which is… not praxis.

Anyway, I wanted to let my very close 1K (awOOOga) Instagram followers know that I tested positive because it’s the right thing to do since I’ve had close contact with at least two of them. I posted it 17 hours ago, and if I’m being honest, I’ve been so nervous that I haven’t peed since then. You always view my Instagram stories. Always. And usually, on stuff much less important, you reply to them. Sidenote: I’m still pissed you didn’t reshare my infographic on the situation in Asia. Seriously? What’s happening to those poor people is super, super, messed up.

You saw my story five minutes after I posted it. You were the sixth person to view it. Out of the 290 people who have seen my story since the posting, you are literally the only one who did not swipe up. Um. Okayyyyyy? 

Considering this, I don’t think it’s a stretch to call you a useless rancid bitch whore who sucks mad donkey cock. It’s INSANELY problematic that you didn’t reply to my story, especially since you call yourself an empath in public. I wonder what the people who clapped for you at the open mic last year would think if they found out you were manipulative and frankly, evil. Moreover, when you came out as demisexual last year, I thought it meant that you cared about people’s emotions. Clearly, that’s not true. Are you even demisexual? I mean where’s the proof? Normally I wouldn’t question a queer heterosexual like this, but considering your duplicitous behavior I think it’s fair to have doubts. 

I really thought you were someone I could count on, but clearly not. I just can’t get over the fact that I have replied to all of the Instagram stories you’ve ever posted. I even took the steps to call you in when you called The Kid Laroi “d*mb,” which is super ableist. Most people would have blocked you. 

Honestly, I don’t even know why I’m still typing this. It’s clear that you’re a piece of shit, and I’m wasting my time. I want you to know that I will be reaching out to the Office of Student Affairs about this, and I hope they form a committee and set action items so hard that your asshole flies out your mouth.


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