Position: Previous Editor-in-Chief
Major: Literature, Film, Gender Studies, but also weeping over her career options
What she didn’t do for us: censor all articles produced by her staff that out her as the sexist, racist, bigoted, h8r that she is.
Favorite Part About GA: $30.62 in revenue, groupies for days, and the fact that one day she walked by a freshman girl saying “I don’t know who Clancy Tripp is, but I would definitely fuck him.”
Check out all of her articles here!