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Pitzer Grants Honorary Degrees to White House Staffers Fired for Smoking Weed

Bong in da Office
 

CLAREMONT, CA —  Pitzer College issued a statement on April 20, 2021 at 4:27 am (they were busy until then) that the college will be granting honorary degrees to former White House staffers who were terminated due to the Biden administration’s policy on past marijuana use.

The Golden Antlers has provided the full statement below. 

Several minutes later, Pitzer released another notice with an attached form and the following note:

Two students have generously submitted their completed forms which we have provided below as examples.

At this juncture, it is unclear if the forms will be honored. Asked for comment, a spokesperson for Pitzer College wouldn’t stop coughing.

This is a developing story.

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