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Pomona Secedes: Golden Antlers Outsources Satire to Pomona Students

First Proposed Secession in History Described as “Amicable”
 

In case you didn’t notice, this happened.

[all images by Jill Greenberg – check her out here]

Breaking News: Exclusivity Matters to Harvard of the West Students
Breaking News: Exclusivity Matters to Harvard of the West Students
First Proposed Secession in History Described as “Amicable”
First Proposed Secession in History Described as “Amicable”
Different Parking Systems Described as “Last Straw”
Different Parking Systems Described as “Last Straw”
After Reviewing Petition, Pomona to Ask CMC Writing Center to Join Secession
After Reviewing Petition, Pomona to Ask CMC Writing Center to Join Secession
"4C Students Rejoice, Torch Oldenbourg"
“4C Students Rejoice, Torch Oldenbourg”
"Remaining 4Cs More Enthusiastic About Secession Than Initially Anticipated: Pomona Students 'A Wee Bit Hurt'"
“Remaining 4Cs More Enthusiastic About Secession Than Initially Anticipated: Pomona Students ‘A Wee Bit Hurt'”
"Breaking News: Other 5Cs Hope to Retain Frank. But That is It.
“Breaking News: Other 5Cs Hope to Retain Frank. But That is It.
"For Every Other 5C Dining Hall, Pomona Has Three Sticks Up Butt"
“For Every Other 5C Dining Hall, Pomona Has Three Sticks Up Butt”

– Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Ender Wiggin CMC ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, David Leathers CMC ’15, Liat Kaplan CMC ’17

with special thanks to a Petition Commenter for the grammatical errors joke

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  1. This is a serious movement, and all we ask is that it be taken seriously. This “publication” (if one even deigns to call it that) is a prime example of the reasons for which Pomona wishes to strike out on her own. Though it claims to support the spirit of the 5Cs, the Golden Antlers is really only a only the puerile antics of a few disgruntled CMC students. Pomona does not wish to associate herself with such infantile, driveling absurdity. She deserves to stand on her own two feet, away from the mess the other 4 Cs embroil themselves in.

    I’m disgusted that the Golden Antlers feels the need to make light of this extremely serious movement. If this publication had been around during the American Revolution, would you have written an article mocking the 13 colonies fighting for their freedom? Would you have joked about the Founding Fathers of the United States in this way? I don’t think so. So please have the basic decency to take our secession as seriously as you would have taken that one.

     
    • Don’t be like a drunk Scripsie at the CMC football suite… Just go quietly in peace.

      PS.
      I would gladly welcome our far-out brethren to the north clad in the orange of Pitzer to join our already dominant army that is CMS athletics.

       
    • If you’re asking to be taken seriously, check your facts first.

      And since you decided compare your movement to the American Revolution, taking resources away from the other colleges and have them “reassess the social, political, and racial climate on the other four campuses than to allow them to create their own centers, clubs, and support systems” sounds awfully like having people living below poverty line reassess their socioeconomic standing and having to work harder because obviously they’re not working hard enough.

       

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