in Author, Chris Albanese, CMC, GA, School

Recently Scrapped Slogans — brought to you by the Office of Admissions:

 
“Seasons? Autumn? Fuck that. CMC.”
photo by David Leathers
“It’s like a $60,000 club membership where one of the year’s most anticipated parties involves dressing fancy and playing with monopoly money on your Saturday night.”
“Toga parties: we have them too.”
“Want your balls to stop sticking to your thighs? Yeah, us too. CMC.”
“Ranked #2 by the Princeton Review in the new ‘number of Scrippsies seen not wearing shorts that cover really any of their butt-cheeks at all, per capita’ category.”
“Want to melt your face off? CMC.”

– Chris Albanese ’14 CMC

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