Following an apparent dearth of relevant and/or interesting news, the CMC Forum published an article (by Shannon Miller, no less!) announcing a $5.5 Million Gift to Scripps College. And then CMC was all like, “Meh.”
CMC Seniors with Bain Job Offers Literally Cannot Comprehend how Small a Sum of Money $5.5 Million Is“That will buy, like, 120 new koi fish for our pond” estimated the SAS President, “and at least one new water feature.”CMC Donates Last .5 Million to Scripps to Make Things Less AwkwardScripps to Shannon Miller: “Why are you, like, so obsessed with me?!”CMC To Build Glass Ceiling Over Campus, Budget: 5.6 MillionSurprise Surprise, The College for Women Makes Less
– Kiana Mendoza CMC ’15, Dante Toppo CMC ’15, Lucas Van Houten CMC ’14, Ender Wiggin CMC ’15, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15
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