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Scripps College Receives Gift Equivalent to George R. Roberts’ Housekeeper’s Annual Bonus


Following an apparent dearth of relevant and/or interesting news, the CMC Forum published an article (by Shannon Miller, no less!) announcing a $5.5 Million Gift to Scripps College. And then CMC was all like, “Meh.”

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CMC Seniors with Bain Job Offers Literally Cannot Comprehend how Small a Sum of Money $5.5 Million Is
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“That will buy, like, 120 new koi fish for our pond” estimated the SAS President, “and at least one new water feature.”
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CMC Donates Last .5 Million to Scripps to Make Things Less Awkward
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Scripps to Shannon Miller: “Why are you, like, so obsessed with me?!”
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CMC To Build Glass Ceiling Over Campus, Budget: 5.6 Million
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Surprise Surprise, The College for Women Makes Less


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– Kiana Mendoza CMC ’15, Dante Toppo CMC ’15, Lucas Van Houten CMC ’14, Ender Wiggin CMC ’15, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15


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