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Freshman Announces Decision to “Really Buckle Down” This Semester

 

 Early Monday morning local CMC freshman Joe Myers announced his decision to “stop fucking around” and start thinking about his future. After a stunning 14 weeks on campus Myers concluded that he was ready to knuckle down and work hard in his classes.  Myers decided that he “might even apply for a job at KLI”
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The Golden Antlers’ New Years Apologies

 

 2012 has certainly been a crazy year for The Golden Antlers!  We’ve received over over 35,000 views in three months, the search term “Karl Marx titties” apparently leads to our website on occasion, and 124 of you like us on Facebook.  Additionally, famed statistician Nate Silver estimates that Editor-in-Chief Clancy Tripp has experienced “a marked
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Student Finds “Adderall” On Floor of Library, Accidentally Roofies Self

 

 Late last night in Honnold Library, Harvey Mudd Sophomore Ralph Harrison* found a small pill he presumed to be Adderall on the floor right next to “one of those life-size ‘Ask A Librarian’ cutouts.” Harrison reportedly woke up the next morning with no recollection of the hours between 9 pm and 10 am and a
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Breaking News: All Anonymous Hateful Comments on Forum Articles are Actually the Work of Sean McQueen

 

 Things between local it-couple Caroline Nyce (Forum Editor-in-Chief) and Sean McQueen (Forum Managing Editor) are heating up, and this time it’s hot off the press! An anonymous, concerned source told The Golden Antlers that ever since “that girl who is always riding a long board around and that guy who is obsessed with living in
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