2012 has certainly been a crazy year for The Golden Antlers! We’ve received over over 35,000 views in three months, the search term “Karl Marx titties” apparently leads to our website on occasion, and 124 of you like us on Facebook. Additionally, famed statistician Nate Silver estimates that Editor-in-Chief Clancy Tripp has experienced “a marked […] More
Christmas cheer descended on the colleges yesterday when Santa Claus himself landed his sleigh in Claremont. Saint Nick’s landing marked one of many stops in his pre-Christmas exposition tour. Highlights of the day included a meet-n-greet milk-n-cookies at Claremont McKenna’s Athenaeum, followed by a private discussion of the decreasing importance of elves in the manufacturing […] More
Late last night in Honnold Library, Harvey Mudd Sophomore Ralph Harrison* found a small pill he presumed to be Adderall on the floor right next to “one of those life-size ‘Ask A Librarian’ cutouts.” Harrison reportedly woke up the next morning with no recollection of the hours between 9 pm and 10 am and a […] More
In an email sent out to students at approximately 9:35 PM Dean Mary Spellwoman stated unequivocally that the actions of a group of local high school hooded hoodlums were unacceptable. The email is reproduced here: This is an advisory for The Claremont College Community. Campus Safety has received reports of a group of 4 to […] More
Things between local it-couple Caroline Nyce (Forum Editor-in-Chief) and Sean McQueen (Forum Managing Editor) are heating up, and this time it’s hot off the press! An anonymous, concerned source told The Golden Antlers that ever since “that girl who is always riding a long board around and that guy who is obsessed with living in […] More
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Alternate Headline: “Suck it, Forum.” After months of deliberation, the CMC Board of Trustees took a break from shutting down companies and e-mailed the student body. Today they formally introduced Pamela Gann’s successor: former male model and homecoming king Hiram E. Chodosh. “On the unanimous recommendation of the Presidential Search Committee, and scryed from the […] More
Chad Jones, a CMC senior, broke history today when he wrote a 200-page senior thesis.“I just had so much to say, you know?” Jones said. As a Government and Economics dual major with a finance sequence, Jones wrote his thesis on the Obama Administration’s fiscal policy during Obama’s first 100 days in office. In the […] More
While the outcome of last week’s election is still being debated, because Florida is up in the air and Romney could still totally pull through with a win, several states have taken matters into their own hands. All 50 states have now started petitions to secede from the Union, with several garnering major support. Inspired […] More
Claremont McKenna College President Pamela Gann has announced in an e-mail to students that there will be a “Gentlemen’s Studies” sequence, available to CMC male students only, beginning in the spring. Students will be accepted to the program by application only. Gann notes that “only 15 of the wealthiest, most handsome, most alcoholic and most […] More
According to meteorologists, Autumn in Claremont CA began at 6:57 Saturday morning and concluded approximately 45 minutes later. This brief Fall was reportedly characterized by a temperate 76 degrees, with a brisk breeze and partly cloudy skies. Approximately three leaves fell in accordance with the seasonal behavior of deciduous trees at this time of year. […] More
After a minor setback requiring every player to produce a birth certificate in order to play, the Democrats of the Claremont Colleges took on the Republicans of the Claremont Colleges in what witnesses have called “the most heavily anticipated game since the Union took on the Confederacy in Slap Cup back in ’62.” Thousands of […] More
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