Author and Ben Turner and CMC and GA and SchoolDecember 4, 2013 Confession Time: I’m a Canadian and I Smoke Crack In light of all the media attention surrounding Toronto Mayor Rob Ford, I have wanted to come clean about a couple of things. I took some time over American Thanksgiving to talk with my family as to how to best discuss these issues. To start, as many may not know, I am Canadian (it’s prettyCONTINUE READING
5C and Author and Clancy Tripp and CMC and GA and Harvey Mudd and Pitzer and Pomona and School and ScrippsFebruary 5, 2013 Freshman Announces Decision to “Really Buckle Down” This Semester Early Monday morning local CMC freshman Joe Myers announced his decision to “stop fucking around” and start thinking about his future. After a stunning 14 weeks on campus Myers concluded that he was ready to knuckle down and work hard in his classes. Myers decided that he “might even apply for a job at KLI”CONTINUE READING
5C and Author and CMC and GA and Harvey Mudd and Pitzer and Pomona and Sage Antlers and School and ScrippsJanuary 14, 2013 Dear Sage Antlers: “I’m Troubled by Thongs!” Dear Sage Antlers, Very often I find myself in a difficult situation involving panties and social insecurity: I want to do my laundry, but all the machines are full. However, there is one machine done operating with the clothes still sitting in it. Could I just wait for an open one? Yes, but fuck that!CONTINUE READING
5C and Author and CMC and Harvey Mudd and Pitzer and Pomona and Sage Antlers and School and ScrippsNovember 27, 2012 Dear Sage Antlers: “I’m in Love With a Pomoaner” Dear Sage Antlers, I’m in love with a Pomoaner. There, I said it. I’m constantly trying to catch his eye over the Frary burrito line. I write limericks comparing his eyes to the Pomona Skyspace, but I just can’t hook this hen! He enjoys “learning for the sake of learning” and I enjoy learning forCONTINUE READING
