Cally CochranJuly 8, 2016 Class Warfare Rages as Pomona’s Forbes Ranking Drops On July 5th, Pomona was hit with some dreadful news: no longer can the Sagehen community complain about what a massive burden it is to be “America’s #1 College.” Forbes recently released their 2016 college rankings, and Pomona is *gasp* SEVENTH on the list. Members of the school are understandably gutted: “I don’t know whatCONTINUE READING
Sam FraserJanuary 26, 2016 Donald Trump Withdraws From Presidential Race Following Scathing Facebook Post by Pomona Freshman Donald J. Trump, the billionaire businessman and frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination, has suspended his campaign after reading a fiercely critical Facebook post written by Pomona freshman and brave hero Leopold Magnus Jr. In his blistering post, which received 14 ‘likes’ and one comment by a fellow student which read “Preach” or “Truth” or something,CONTINUE READING
5C and Demetrius Lalanne and GA and Pitzer and Pomona and School and Scripps and The Assanaeum F**knightlyFebruary 10, 2013 The Assanaeum F**knightly: Spicy Public V-Day Sex? Dear D, “The big V-day is coming up and what better gift to give my hookup/mancandy than sex in public? Can you recommend a location on the 5C campus that won’t get us arrested or seriously injured? Any tips? – Budding Voyeur” My Dearest Budding Voyeur, You must be of the freakiest variety and onlyCONTINUE READING
5C and Author and Clancy Tripp and CMC and Harvey Mudd and Pitzer and Pomona and School and ScrippsDecember 19, 2012 Student Finds “Adderall” On Floor of Library, Accidentally Roofies Self Late last night in Honnold Library, Harvey Mudd Sophomore Ralph Harrison* found a small pill he presumed to be Adderall on the floor right next to “one of those life-size ‘Ask A Librarian’ cutouts.” Harrison reportedly woke up the next morning with no recollection of the hours between 9 pm and 10 am and aCONTINUE READING
