On July 5th, Pomona was hit with some dreadful news: no longer can the Sagehen community complain about what a massive burden it is to be “America’s #1 College.” Forbes recently released their 2016 college rankings, and Pomona is *gasp* SEVENTH on the list. Members of the school are understandably gutted: “I don’t know what
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Donald J. Trump, the billionaire businessman and frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination, has suspended his campaign after reading a fiercely critical Facebook post written by Pomona freshman and brave hero Leopold Magnus Jr. In his blistering post, which received 14 ‘likes’ and one comment by a fellow student which read “Preach” or “Truth” or something,
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Dear D, “The big V-day is coming up and what better gift to give my hookup/mancandy than sex in public? Can you recommend a location on the 5C campus that won’t get us arrested or seriously injured? Any tips? – Budding Voyeur” My Dearest Budding Voyeur, You must be of the freakiest variety and only
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Late last night in Honnold Library, Harvey Mudd Sophomore Ralph Harrison* found a small pill he presumed to be Adderall on the floor right next to “one of those life-size ‘Ask A Librarian’ cutouts.” Harrison reportedly woke up the next morning with no recollection of the hours between 9 pm and 10 am and a
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