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In Defense of Alcohol Poisoning: A Pro-Partying Perspective

 

 ** Update as of 3/6/2013, read the memo by ASCMC President Aditya Pai, sign the petition circulating to ask the Dean of Students Office to start talkin’ At approximately 12:37 PM on January 27th Dean Spellwoman announced Claremont McKenna College’s new official Anti-Partying and Anti-Alcohol stance.  The email is reproduced below: Dear Students, That’s it.  No more alcohol for
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CMS Homecoming Happens Unbeknownst to Fans

 

 This Saturday’s Homecoming game against the Chapman Panthers marked an all-time low attendance record. A staggering percentage of those in attendance were alums who claimed to be “reliving glory days.” Many alums walked out of the football game before half-time; a ’78 grad called the competition, “the worst thing I’ve seen since Claremont Men’s
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EXPLAINING CMC TO PEOPLE WHO DON’T GO TO CMC: CIVILIZATION PROSPERS WITH COMMERCE. AND CHEAP BEER.

 

  Hey there, Non CMC-er, it’s me.  That person you want to strangle for posting “80 degrees outside & tanning at da poooool” as my status in January.  That’s right, I went to Southern California for college.  Oh what…you’ve never heard of my school?  Get in line.  Let me try to condense it (and offend
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