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The Right to Bare Arms: CMC Announces Controversial Bro-Tank Ban

 

 Prompted by recent requests from the CMC Literature and Keck Science Chemistry departments, the student body received a notification via email that “tank-tops and other sleeveless cotton apparel” would no longer be advised for academic settings. When asked for further comment, Dean Spellwoman articulated, “the requests were made for a few reasons: tank-tops are too
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Elizabeth Pfieffer and Shannen Miller Participate in Hand-to-Hand Combat Fight to the Death: Patriarchy Wins Anyways

 

 The Golden Antlers presents 15 alternate headlines for the highly contentious article entitled “Don’t Like The Gender Gap?: Don’t Encourage It” published on the CMC Forum. Because, you know, we like a shit-storm of angry commenters as much as the next person. – Dante Toppo CMC ’15, David Leathers CMC ’15, Clancy Tripp CMC ’15
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In Defense of Alcohol Poisoning: A Pro-Partying Perspective

 

 ** Update as of 3/6/2013, read the memo by ASCMC President Aditya Pai, sign the petition circulating to ask the Dean of Students Office to start talkin’ At approximately 12:37 PM on January 27th Dean Spellwoman announced Claremont McKenna College’s new official Anti-Partying and Anti-Alcohol stance.  The email is reproduced below: Dear Students, That’s it.  No more alcohol for
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Dear Sage Antlers: “I’m Troubled by Thongs!”

 

 Dear Sage Antlers, Very often I find myself in a difficult situation involving panties and social insecurity: I want to do my laundry, but all the machines are full. However, there is one machine done operating with the clothes still sitting in it. Could I just wait for an open one? Yes, but fuck that!
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