It is with much pride and business-osity that we present the final design for the first official Golden Antlers tank!!!
We have tallied your votes and combined the two best designs to create the tank-liest of tanks!
If you would like to order a tank, PLEASE SIGN UP HERE!
Each tank is $10 (which, we might add, is cheaper than a few tanks ASCMC has sold in the past). We will deliver your tank, hot off the press, on or before the majestic day that is 6:01 and collect your payment at that time. There are limited quantities so MAKE SURE you order before August 23rd!
Please address any questions or concerns to email@example.com
If you are an out-of-towner or alum, throw us five extra dolla and we’ll mail you a tank. Because we love you. Too much. Lock your doors.
The Golden Antlers Staff
p.s. We originally marketed the tank as $15, for those of you who already paid NEVER FEAR! We will be in touch ASAP to return the extra five dollars.