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The Golden Antlers 6:01Tank is Now For Sale!

 

It is with much pride and business-osity that we present the final design for the first official Golden Antlers tank!!!

We have tallied your votes and combined the two best designs to create the tank-liest of tanks!

The Front:  much offensive, very sex appeal!
The Front: much offensive, very sex appeal!
The Back: (never fear dear reader, we shall make sure the gold font is more readable than it appears here!)
The Back: (never fear dear reader, we shall make sure the gold font is more readable than it appears here!)

If you would like to order a tank, PLEASE SIGN UP HERE!

Each tank is $10 (which, we might add, is cheaper than a few tanks ASCMC has sold in the past).  We will deliver your tank, hot off the press, on or before the majestic day that is 6:01 and collect your payment at that time.  There are limited quantities so MAKE SURE you order before August 23rd!

Please address any questions or concerns to thegoldenstagonline@gmail.com

If you are an out-of-towner or alum, throw us five extra dolla and we’ll mail you a tank. Because we love you. Too much. Lock your doors.

Sincerely,

The Golden Antlers Staff

p.s. We originally marketed the tank as $15, for those of you who already paid NEVER FEAR!  We will be in touch ASAP to return the extra five dollars.

 

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