In the (not very) grand tradition of Golden Antlers drinking games, we bring you Claremont Colleges Would You Rather.

The Rules: Pose these questions to a group of friends and have people vote on their answer. If you’re in the minority, take a drink. If you’re a minority, you probably won’t feel comfortable with a lot of PUB themes/be hired as a professor at CMC. CMC students only: rigging the vote is highly encouraged.

 

WOULD YOU RATHER…

Be celibate for the rest of your life OR hook up with a guy who describes himself as a “student athlete at Pomona College” in his Tinder profile?

 

Read every unread inform email in your inbox OR watch the grass on Parents Field grow?

 

Tell your professors the real reason you keep missing Friday morning classes OR attend the entirety of a TNC thrown in the Stark lounge every Thursday for the rest of the year?

 

Have your drunk injuries turn gangrenous and require partial limb amputation OR go to Student Health?

 

Watch helplessly as the person in front of you takes the last strawberry at Ath tea OR watch helplessly as your entire family dies of blood loss in front of you?

 

Get rammed by a Mudder on a segway OR get rammed by a Mudder on a segway? 😉

 

Talk to a Pomona student about their blog for six hours OR read every copy of The Student Life cover to cover each week?

Lick the ground on Green Beach after both Jello Wrestling TNC and Lube in the Kube are held there on the same weekend OR eat at Oldenborg once?

 

Get a great handjob from Jack Stark OR get a terrible handjob from Jack Stark?

 

(MEN ONLY) Attend an Ath talk on feminism OR gouge out your eyeballs with a soup spoon?

 

Drink the water in the Scripps koi pond OR drink the beer at PUB.

 

Be a lit major  (or white girl with dreds) at CMC OR a Republican at Pitzer?

 

Always be first in line at the Hoch on Make Your Own Pizza Night OR win the lottery?

 

Have Gavin Landgraf wink at you OR be hugged by Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ himself?

 

Draw the worst room in Scripps’s hall draw OR draw the best room in Mudd’s hall draw?

 

Buy a full courseload worth of books at the Huntley OR give up your firstborn child?

 

Accidentally hook up with a townie who’s a high schooler OR accidentally hook up with a townie who’s a 44-year-old CGU student from the city of Pomona?

 

Wear a thong bikini on Green Beach during the Alumni Weekend Carnival OR sunbathe naked on the Mounds sans bush?

 

Get caught throwing away issues of the Scripps Voice OR get caught committing treason in feudal England?

 

Admit that you don’t really get what hegemony is in a Pomona class OR ask for a definition of feminism in a Scripps class?

 

Go to Pub in thermal underwear OR lick the surface of the sun?

 

Successfully locate a friend at Harwood Halloween OR deep-sea dive for the diamond necklace old Kate Winslet drops into the ocean at the end of Titanic?

 

Walk to the CMC senior apartments for a party OR walk the course of the Iditarod?

 

Have to listen to the music from Table Manners while taking a final exam OR have to listen to the music from the 5C mariachi club while having sex?

 

Get trampled by Scripps students drunkenly exiting Naked Brunch OR get caught in a pack of Mudd unicyclists on the way to class?

 

Have Liquorland start carding OR have CMC become a dry campus?

 

Walk home alone on 6th street at night OR just kill yourself to get it over with because let’s face it you’re gonna get murdered anyway?

 

Be a live nude model for a bunch of Mudders taking an art class OR take an art class with a Mudder as the nude model?

 

Pay off all your library fines OR sell yourself into indentured servitude?

 

Be revealed as the source of every Claremont Confession you’ve ever written OR have a list of everyone you hooked up with first semester freshman year sent as a DL email to the whole school?

Smoke a Pitzer student’s white guy dreds looking for weed residue OR lick a Pomona student’s nostrils looking for coke residue?

– Liat Kaplan CMC ’17, Theresa Iker SCR ’14, Christie Kweon SCR ’15