** Editor’s note:
When we did not publish his application in a timely manner, the applicant sent us the following email:
Have you processed my application submission yet? You’re not oppressing me, are you? I’ll have you know that not all prospective Pitzer students had the advantages that you did growing up, like a drug-free adolescence. Please check your privilege before I contact the ACLU.
Hats off to you, sir. Not even on campus yet and already so sassy.