“There Are Too Many Of You.” Queer Resource Center Ends HIV Testing Services

Covid has brought new changes to campus—no more cross-campus dining, no more wet, sloppy kisses in the back of your 8:50 lecture on Dadaism, and no more HIV testing. In an official statement to the TLS, the Queer Resource Center Director said, “We can only worry about one virus this semester. Yass. As a great friend of mine, DaBaby, once said, ‘If you didn’t show up today with HIV, AIDS, or any of them deadly sexually transmitted diseases that’ll make you die in two to three weeks, then put your cell phone lighter up.’”

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