in Author, Clancy T, CMC, School Unsuccessful CMC Pickup Lines by The Golden Antlers October 18, 2012, 10:17 pm 4 Comments Career Services is hosting a resume workshop. In my bed. Yeah, I live in Phillips!Alternately: I am a freshman girl. Yeah, I’m from Pomona. No, I won’t roofie your drink. Hahahahahaha. Hahahaha. Haha. Ha. When you told me you worked for the Rose Institute, something in my pants rose too. The TNC theme this week is Investment Bankers and Sluts. So yeah, I guess we don’t need to dress up. “I tried this amazing burger place in the village. We have to go sometimes, the Bacon burger is to die for!” Ladiesss, I’m packin at least 9 inches over here. What? Dean Vos added 5 to everything, why can’t I? Let’s khristen the Kube Just so you know, the Health Educational Outreach offers free STD testing. Let me be your Thursday Night Mistake! Yeah, I work for the Admissions Office. My official title? Prospie Slayer. I’m fiscally conservative, socially liberal, and sexually amazing. – Clancy Tripp ’15 admissions officeclancy trippclaremont mckennacmcfreshmenkravis kubephillipspomonarose institutethe golden antlersthe golden stagTNC Comments Our site 4 Facebook Leave a Reply Ya basically not funny. Epic miss. Log in to Reply Alright, Anonymoose, The Golden Antlers hereby invites you to grow a pair and write something for our publication to prove your hilarity. Log in to Reply Because my time is best spent churning out CMC-based humour, right? Log in to Reply Wrong! Clearly your time is best spent bitching about it in the comments section like the witty bastard you are. Also, epic pun. Log in to Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYou must be logged in to post a comment. Loading… 0
Alright, Anonymoose, The Golden Antlers hereby invites you to grow a pair and write something for our publication to prove your hilarity. Log in to Reply
Wrong! Clearly your time is best spent bitching about it in the comments section like the witty bastard you are. Also, epic pun. Log in to Reply
Ya basically not funny. Epic miss.
Alright, Anonymoose, The Golden Antlers hereby invites you to grow a pair and write something for our publication to prove your hilarity.
Because my time is best spent churning out CMC-based humour, right?
Wrong! Clearly your time is best spent bitching about it in the comments section like the witty bastard you are. Also, epic pun.