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Our Favorite Types of Voter Fraud, Ranked

Pictured above is a naughty boy
 

Ranking criteria: Efficiency (1-10), Creativity (1-10), Morality (1-10); Ranked from worst to best

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Regular fraud: In this economy!?

Efficacy: depends on who you ask

Creativity: (0/10)

Morality: (3/10)

Overall: (1/10)

Asking more foreign powers to meddle in the election: They tend to be kind of busy these days 

Efficacy: (3/10)

Creativity: (6/10)

Morality: (0/10)

Overall: (2/10)

Bribery: Gotta check and see if they have accept Flex because I’m out of Claremont Cash

Efficacy: (7/10)

Creativity: (0/10)

Morality: (2/10)

Overall: (3/10)

Claiming “my dog ate it” and seeing if they’ll give you another one: A good option but hard to train a dog that fast, you better start now

Efficacy: (3/10)

Creativity: (8/10)

Morality: (2/10)

Overall: (4.33/10)

Tying your ballot to a carrier pigeon like a precocious schoolchild in a Wes Anderson movie: Bonus points if it’s typewritten while smoking a cigarette

Efficacy: (2/10)

Creativity: (10/10)

Morality: (8/10)

Overall: (6.66/10)

Good old-fashioned identity theft: Can’t go wrong with a classic

Efficacy: (10/10)

Creativity: (0/10)

Morality: (10/10)

Overall: (6.66/10)

Casting a Mail in or Absentee Ballot: Ridiculous! Just a formula for RIGGING an Election…

Efficacy: (10/10)

Creativity: (1/10)

Morality: (10/10)

Overall: (7/10)

Wearing a fake moustache: Voting by mail has never been this fun! Plus, it’s an easy way to support small businesses.

Efficacy: (8/10)

Creativity: (7/10)

Morality: (6/10)

Overall: (7/10)

Writing in “Borat” on all of the ballots you can get your fraudulent little hands on, you silly silly boy: Don’t worry bro, it’s still funny

Efficacy: (7/10)

Creativity: (10/10)

Morality: (5/10)

Overall: (7.33/10)

Voting for Joe Biden and also writing in Joe Biden: Better safe than sorry!

Efficacy: (10/10)

Creativity: (10/10)

Morality: (5/10)

Overall: (8.33/10)

Putting two people in one of the two person horse costumes with a picture of Mitch McConnell’s face taped on: The perfect crime. No one will suspect a thing. Fools.

Efficacy: (10/10)

Creativity: (10/10)

Morality: (10/10)

Overall: (10/10)

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