Ranking criteria: Efficiency (1-10), Creativity (1-10), Morality (1-10); Ranked from worst to best
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Regular fraud: In this economy!?
Efficacy: depends on who you ask
Creativity: (0/10)
Morality: (3/10)
Overall: (1/10)
Asking more foreign powers to meddle in the election: They tend to be kind of busy these days
Efficacy: (3/10)
Creativity: (6/10)
Morality: (0/10)
Overall: (2/10)
Bribery: Gotta check and see if they have accept Flex because I’m out of Claremont Cash
Efficacy: (7/10)
Creativity: (0/10)
Morality: (2/10)
Overall: (3/10)
Claiming “my dog ate it” and seeing if they’ll give you another one: A good option but hard to train a dog that fast, you better start now
Efficacy: (3/10)
Creativity: (8/10)
Morality: (2/10)
Overall: (4.33/10)
Tying your ballot to a carrier pigeon like a precocious schoolchild in a Wes Anderson movie: Bonus points if it’s typewritten while smoking a cigarette
Efficacy: (2/10)
Creativity: (10/10)
Morality: (8/10)
Overall: (6.66/10)
Good old-fashioned identity theft: Can’t go wrong with a classic
Efficacy: (10/10)
Creativity: (0/10)
Morality: (10/10)
Overall: (6.66/10)
Casting a Mail in or Absentee Ballot: Ridiculous! Just a formula for RIGGING an Election…
Efficacy: (10/10)
Creativity: (1/10)
Morality: (10/10)
Overall: (7/10)
Wearing a fake moustache: Voting by mail has never been this fun! Plus, it’s an easy way to support small businesses.
Efficacy: (8/10)
Creativity: (7/10)
Morality: (6/10)
Overall: (7/10)
Writing in “Borat” on all of the ballots you can get your fraudulent little hands on, you silly silly boy: Don’t worry bro, it’s still funny
Efficacy: (7/10)
Creativity: (10/10)
Morality: (5/10)
Overall: (7.33/10)
Voting for Joe Biden and also writing in Joe Biden: Better safe than sorry!
Efficacy: (10/10)
Creativity: (10/10)
Morality: (5/10)
Overall: (8.33/10)
Putting two people in one of the two person horse costumes with a picture of Mitch McConnell’s face taped on: The perfect crime. No one will suspect a thing. Fools.
Efficacy: (10/10)
Creativity: (10/10)
Morality: (10/10)
Overall: (10/10)
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