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Yelp’s Top 6 Places to Cry On Campus


We’re no stranger to YikYak (and whatever tomfoolery you youngins get into these days) and our reporters try to keep up to date to ensure that our readers receive quality, timely pieces.  Most recently we noted that many yakkers have expressed concern at a lack of quality places to cry at the 5Cs.  We also noticed that you called us “Golden Assholes” but TBH we were kinda into it.  Regardless, we’re here for you when you need us most, so we’re proud to present the top 6 Places to Cry According to Yelp.

Evidence A:                                           Evidence B:                                         Evidence C:


So here we are, addressing your concerns. Bam.  You’re welcome.

1. Poppa Bathroom


2.  Following Prospective Student Tours Around


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3.  The MotleyMotley

4.  The Tuition OfficeTuition

5.  Room Draw


And if these prime spots don’t work out for you, may we suggest: THE FUCKING SHOWER?!?!?!

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