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2013 Fall
  • The Golden Antlers Staff Makes New Year’s Resolutions

    The Golden Antlers Staff Makes New Year’s Resolutions

    Clancy Tripp
    December 31, 2013
    2013 Fall
    greasy pizza, new year new me, new years, threesome, titties, tsa
  • TGA Looks Back on 2013: the Hard-Hitting Stories we Dared to Cover

    TGA Looks Back on 2013: the Hard-Hitting Stories we Dared to Cover

    Sean McQueen
    December 26, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • Stark RAs Arrested in Connection with Organ Theft Ring

    Stark RAs Arrested in Connection with Organ Theft Ring

    Liat Kaplan
    December 23, 2013
    2013 Fall

  • Confession Time: I’m a Canadian and I Smoke Crack

    The Golden Antlers
    December 4, 2013
    2013 Fall
    ASCMC, Ben Turner, Canada, Canadian, cmc, Crack cocaine, Exec Board, featured, golden antlers, government, Rob Ford, Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
  • CMC Basically Not Even A College Anymore, Forbes Claims

    CMC Basically Not Even A College Anymore, Forbes Claims

    Clancy Tripp
    December 3, 2013
    2013 Fall
    5c, cmc
  • Exclusive Report: Thesis Required of Many 5C Seniors

    Exclusive Report: Thesis Required of Many 5C Seniors

    Theresa Iker
    December 3, 2013
    2013 Fall
    Featured Topic
  • Roundtable on CMC Social Climate Declared “Unregistered Event”, Shut Down by Deans

    Roundtable on CMC Social Climate Declared “Unregistered Event”, Shut Down by Deans

    Clancy Tripp
    December 2, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • Flexual Intercourse: Hungry 5C Students Get Desperate for Flex Dollars

    Flexual Intercourse: Hungry 5C Students Get Desperate for Flex Dollars

    Ender Wiggin
    November 27, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • Scripps College Named Most Likely to Make You Cry Your Lonely Self to Sleep

    Scripps College Named Most Likely to Make You Cry Your Lonely Self to Sleep

    Julia Colmnes
    November 26, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • Google Unveils Hotly Anticipated New Product

    Google Unveils Hotly Anticipated New Product

    Clancy Tripp
    November 24, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • CMC Career Services to Offer Workshop on Reducing Half A Year’s Worth of Self-Exploration and Cultural Enlightenment to a Catchy Bullet Point on Your Resume: Because What Good is an Experience if You Can’t Market It

    CMC Career Services to Offer Workshop on Reducing Half A Year’s Worth of Self-Exploration and Cultural Enlightenment to a Catchy Bullet Point on Your Resume: Because What Good is an Experience if You Can’t Market It

    The Golden Antlers
    November 2, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • ASCMC Declares Golden Antlers Official Campus Publication

    ASCMC Declares Golden Antlers Official Campus Publication

    Clancy Tripp
    October 30, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • Gov Department to Offer “Jerking Off to Reagan” Course

    Gov Department to Offer “Jerking Off to Reagan” Course

    Liat Kaplan
    October 25, 2013
    2013 Fall
    Liat Kaplan
  • The Single Lyf: 20I

    The Single Lyf: 20I<3 CMC

    Christie Capper
    October 21, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • ASCMC To Shut Down Student Government

    ASCMC To Shut Down Student Government

    Ender Wiggin
    October 15, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • ASCMC Weekly Beat: Committee Votes to Commence Eating Children

    ASCMC Weekly Beat: Committee Votes to Commence Eating Children

    Clancy Tripp
    October 14, 2013
    2013 Fall

  • CMC’s “See a Nip, Save a Nip” Breast Cancer Fundraising Initiative Cancelled After Nearly Bankrupting School

    Liat Kaplan
    October 10, 2013
    2013 Fall
    boobs, breats, chests, claremont mckenna, claremont mckenna college, cmc, featured, Liat Kaplan
  • Letters From Abroad: Dear All You Fucks in Western Europe

    Letters From Abroad: Dear All You Fucks in Western Europe

    Dante Toppo
    September 29, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • The Five Best Hazmat Suits for Foam 2013

    The Five Best Hazmat Suits for Foam 2013

    Julia Colmnes
    September 25, 2013
    2013 Fall
    Featured Topic
  • Freshman Class of 2017 President Write-In Candidate Announced

    Freshman Class of 2017 President Write-In Candidate Announced

    Clancy Tripp
    September 25, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • Review of Apple’s New iPhone 5C

    Review of Apple’s New iPhone 5C

    Ellie McElvain
    September 17, 2013
    2013 Fall
    Ellie McElvain, Theresa Iker
  • The Single Lyf: Living Abroad in a Phillips Single

    The Single Lyf: Living Abroad in a Phillips Single

    The Golden Antlers
    September 7, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • Top 14 Freshmen Orientation Week Articles We Didn’t Write

    Top 14 Freshmen Orientation Week Articles We Didn’t Write

    Sean McQueen
    September 2, 2013
    2013 Fall
  • Golden Antlers to Host “Welcome Back Dry Week Lingerie Party” for Class of 2017 at Senior Apartments

    Golden Antlers to Host “Welcome Back Dry Week Lingerie Party” for Class of 2017 at Senior Apartments

    Clancy Tripp
    September 1, 2013
    2013 Fall
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