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in Alex V5 Times The Bust of Benjamin Z. Gould Told Me To Go Get Him Some Mozz Sticks from the Hub When I Was Intoxicated
Everyone has nights where they end up stumbling around CMC trying to find some scrapings of what used to be a party in the quad, senior apartments, or green beach; but just end up wandering deep into the outskirts of South Quad, half naked, and having a nice conversation with some inanimate object. I know […] More
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in Alex V, Brendan Busch, David Cremins, GA, Jacksón S, Michelle W, Sabrina CNew Spring 2018 Course Offerings
You may have noticed that the Course Catalog for this upcoming semester seemed a little light, and that’s because registrar completely forgot to add a couple classes before it went live. So instead of wallowing in self pity because you can’t satisfy any of your major or GE requirements, make sure to add these classes […] More
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in Alex V, Chandler KReasons Why You Think You’re Single at the 5C’s
Look, we know that a large population of people here binge drink because they are actually lonely on the inside, but would never admit that sober. You may be thinking, “Why can’t I find someone special here? I mean there’s over 5000 students here, I should be able to settle for at least one person.” […] More
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in Alex V, David Cremins, Jacksón S, Natalie BrownLast Minute Halloweekend Costumes
Halloweekend is approaching fast and let’s be honest, you haven’t put together three costumes yet for every night of regret. We here at the Golden Antlers understand that you don’t want to do a cliche outfit like a cat, lifeguard, or even the overused trash bag. So here’s a list of completely easy to make […] More
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in Alex V, Brendan Busch, Skyler APeople My Grandma Thinks Should Speak at the Ath
My grandma is absolutely thrilled that I’m at CMC. She sees it as a “wonderful educational opportunity,” where I’m going to “grow into the adult that I’m destined to become.” Her favorite part about the college, though, is the Athenaeum. She always calls me just to tell me about the people she thinks would be […] More
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10 Year Reunion Slowly Devolves into AA Meeting
It started as a joyous affair. Classmates embraced each other after years of occasionally liking each other’s Facebook posts of their shitty kids. Small talk commenced about how somebody got a nose job and about how somebody tried to friend someone on HANDSHAKE last week. The football game was a blur that nobody cared about. […] More
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CMC Freshman Shocked to Discover God is Female Upon Accidentally Wandering Into Scripps Class
Robbie Williams is thrilled to be studying at Claremont Mckenna after enduring four brutal years at one of New York City’s WORST $45,000/year private high-schools. After struggling through the rough streets of Manhattan, being forced to dine at five-star restaurants, and live in his parent’s $10,000/month apartment, Williams was dying to get out. “One of […] More
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in Alex V, Brendan BuschWelcome New Golden Antlers Hires!
Earlier in the semester, the Rose sent out an email informing the entire student body about their recent hires. As this organization is of the highest caliber among groups at the Claremont Consortium, we decided here at the Golden Antlers, an equally high caliber group at the Claremont Consortium, that we should reply to their […] More
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in Alex V, Jacksón S, Natalie BrownWhere the Fuck is Oldenborg?: A Pocket Guide for Seniors Who Still Don’t Know Where Things are After 3 Years
I know what you’re thinking, “I’ve been here for so long already, after spending 3 years in Claremont, I know I can draw an exact map of each of the campuses and include the topography and geographical coordinates of important buildings on it.” But we all know that you spent too many nights crawling around […] More
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in Alex V, Jacksón S, Sam PetersonThe Golden Antlers Presents: The Great Prezi Party
It’s week 1 of your FHS. Your professor has already assigned 4 papers, 7 chapters of reading, and 3 presentations, all due in 2 days. With your 18 institute applications, internship essays for junior year, and plethora of thesis ideas you already have, how will you ever manage to get it all done? Fear not, […] More
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7 Reasons Why your First Pomona Tinder Hook Up is Actually the Love of Your Life
1. He Didn’t Care That You Go to Another 5C If they are actually able to accept the fact that you don’t attend the 7th best liberal arts college in the nation, also known as the Ivy League of the west, then try to pursue him further. Any Pomona guy that is able to look […] More