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  • Leap Into Leadership Schedule Leaked

    Leap Into Leadership Schedule Leaked

    Julia S.
    September 21, 2026

    Our top investigative reporters, Julia Scott and Helaina Korneffel, discovered Pomona College’s Leap Into Leadership schedule on the floor of the SCC womxns bathroom. Here it is, in all its mandatory glory.

  • Milk and Honey Closure a Sobering Reminder Pomona Only 11th Largest Endowment Per Capita

    Milk and Honey Closure a Sobering Reminder Pomona Only 11th Largest Endowment Per Capita

    Diego M

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    September 17, 2026
    Oat Milk and Wokey, Pilk and Honey, Silk and Funny, Water and Sugar

  • I Ate Shit on CMC’s New Anti-Skate Blocks

    I Ate Shit on CMC’s New Anti-Skate Blocks

    Shelby T.

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    September 15, 2026
    eat shitting, gringo blobs, lurking as a concept and practice, ouch!, shit eating, the dudley administration, wasian blobs, white blobs

  • Dear Outlook, What The Fuck Do You Think I’m Trying to Spell?

    Dear Outlook, What The Fuck Do You Think I’m Trying to Spell?

    Camille D.

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    September 14, 2026
    #bigbillgates, #dunce, #jeremyrenner, #outlook, #speling

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    Situationship or Delusions of Grandeur?

    May 1, 2026
    Helaina K.
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    Hi! I’m Your Roommate, and I Swear I’m Not Sick!

    April 30, 2026
    Diego M
  • Our Coverage of the 2026 California Gubernatorial Debate at Pomona College

    Our Coverage of the 2026 California Gubernatorial Debate at Pomona College

    April 29, 2026
    Andrew B.
  • Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    April 28, 2026
    The Golden Antlers
  • Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    April 27, 2026
    Casey I
  • Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    April 24, 2026
    Daisy S.
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    Clancy Tripp
    2013 Spring
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    2020 Spring
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