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  • Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Daisy S.
    April 24, 2026

    The beauty of acapella! 5C voices coming together to create glorious music, music like horn sound, singing sound, drum sound, flute sound, and many more. But what’s that there? In the distance? It’s the unavoidable sound of protest. Why?  Because for some reason, The Band of Instruments that make Human Noises was not allowed to […]

  • Whoops! All White!!

    Whoops! All White!!

    Dan I.

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    April 23, 2026
    axe & grind, dei, problematic diva, tsl

  • 3 Ways to Get Posted on Your College’s Instagram

    3 Ways to Get Posted on Your College’s Instagram

    Andrew B.

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    April 21, 2026
    5c, external validation, instagram, interpellation, juicy career cows, supple udders

  • “This Place Will Always Remember Me,” Muses 1/450th of Pomona College’s 132nd Graduating Class

    “This Place Will Always Remember Me,” Muses 1/450th of Pomona College’s 132nd Graduating Class

    Luke B.

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    April 20, 2026
    big red circle, graduation, graduation not kanye, meditation, meditation ASMR, meditations on Loss, pomona

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    Scrippsie Terrorized by Ugly Dog on Subway Over Spring Break

    April 17, 2026
    Eleanor Y.
  • Pomona Room Draw Leaves 30 Dead

    Pomona Room Draw Leaves 30 Dead

    April 16, 2026
    Diego M
  • Help! I Think My Roommate is Middle Class!

    Help! I Think My Roommate is Middle Class!

    April 15, 2026
    Camille D.
  • Open Letter to the New CMC President

    Open Letter to the New CMC President

    April 14, 2026
    Shelby T.
  • I Was Called a Foreign Term at the Scripps Koi Pond and I Will Not Be Silent 

    I Was Called a Foreign Term at the Scripps Koi Pond and I Will Not Be Silent 

    April 13, 2026
    Ella K.
  • Pitzer Student, Nova Sandalweed, Recently Found After Being Abandoned at 2023 Balancing Club

    Pitzer Student, Nova Sandalweed, Recently Found After Being Abandoned at 2023 Balancing Club

    April 10, 2026
    Julia S.
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EDITORS’ PICKS

  • The Loaning Tree

    AJ Moore
    2020 Spring
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    Harrison Chapin
    2021 Fall
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    Julia Foodman
    2020 Spring
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    2014 Spring
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    Megan M.
    2018 Spring

FEATURED TOPIC: OPINION

  • Students In Jack Pitney’s Congress Simulation Class Taking Themselves Way Too Seriously

    Clancy Tripp
    2013 Spring
  • Op-Ed: Pitzer College has Been Grading Us for the Past Three and a Half Years. My Thoughts on Judgment-Gate.

    Luc Hyman
    2020 Spring
  • OP-ED: Why Won’t Student Health Services Help my Bleeding Puddy?

    The Golden Antlers
    2019 Fall
  • TSL Op-ed: Feminists Need To Focus On Wiping Men’s Asses For Them

    Eleanor Henderson
    2021 Spring
  • OPINION: Have worms been feeling really good in your mouth lately?

    Eamon Morris
    2021 Spring

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