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  • On-Campus Jobs Now Require a Purple Heart, Guinness World Record, and Availability Monday-Friday, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.

    On-Campus Jobs Now Require a Purple Heart, Guinness World Record, and Availability Monday-Friday, 8 a.m. to 5 p.m.

    Shelby T.
    October 29, 2026

    Congratulations! You got into college, and now you would like to earn an extra buck or two. You open Handshake and, oh great, there is an opening for a student assistant to the Dean! A pool lifeguard position also appears. Is that a library assistant role, too? There is even a front desk job at […]

  • Pomona College to Implement New “Freshman -15 Program”

    Pomona College to Implement New “Freshman -15 Program”

    Riley Sherman

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    October 27, 2026
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  • Claremont Colleges November 2026 Party Schedule

    Claremont Colleges November 2026 Party Schedule

    The Golden Antlers

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    October 25, 2026
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  • Quiz! Gabi Starr or Her Loud Little Dog?

    Quiz! Gabi Starr or Her Loud Little Dog?

    Andy F.

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    October 21, 2026
    DIFFICULT, gabi starr, long walks on the quad, Quiz, RUFF BWOWO, ugly dog

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    Situationship or Delusions of Grandeur?

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    Hi! I’m Your Roommate, and I Swear I’m Not Sick!

    April 30, 2026
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  • Our Coverage of the 2026 California Gubernatorial Debate at Pomona College

    Our Coverage of the 2026 California Gubernatorial Debate at Pomona College

    April 29, 2026
    Andrew B.
  • Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    April 28, 2026
    The Golden Antlers
  • Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    April 27, 2026
    Casey I
  • Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    April 24, 2026
    Daisy S.
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    2018 Spring

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    Clancy Tripp
    2013 Spring
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    Luc Hyman
    2020 Spring
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    The Golden Antlers
    2019 Fall
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    2021 Spring
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    Eamon Morris
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