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  • Student Cheats on Autism Test by Taking 70 Tylenol Pills

    Student Cheats on Autism Test by Taking 70 Tylenol Pills

    Sandy G.
    November 16, 2025

    It’s only cheating if you get caught!

  • QUIZ: WHAT FUCKASS CMC ART PIECE ARE YOU???

    QUIZ: WHAT FUCKASS CMC ART PIECE ARE YOU???

    The Golden Antlers

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    November 15, 2025
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    SCAMfest 2025 is Here!

    The Golden Antlers

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    November 14, 2025
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  • Pomona College Judicial Council Holds Séance to Resurrect McCarthyism

    Pomona College Judicial Council Holds Séance to Resurrect McCarthyism

    Andrew B.

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    November 13, 2025
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    CMC Rebrands to Charlie Kirk College

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    Sophie P.
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    Frary Plans to Serve Food by 2026

    November 10, 2025
    Luke B.
  • CMC Man Eats First Vegetable of the Year

    CMC Man Eats First Vegetable of the Year

    November 9, 2025
    James D.
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    Spanish is Hard for Me

    November 8, 2025
    Luke B.
  • Early Onset Dementia or Study Abroad Apocalypse? I don’t recognize anyone anymore.

    Early Onset Dementia or Study Abroad Apocalypse? I don’t recognize anyone anymore.

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    James D.
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