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  • Spring 2026 Course List

    Spring 2026 Course List

    The Golden Antlers
    November 2, 2026

    Happy drop day! All of these are real. Remember that if you don’t get the courses you want you’ll have to drop out and go to a real school.

  • ABC Agent Attempts to Justify Pomona Student Arrest by Dressing as ICE Agent for Halloween

    ABC Agent Attempts to Justify Pomona Student Arrest by Dressing as ICE Agent for Halloween

    Andrew B.

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    November 1, 2026
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  • Cheap and Easy Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas for 2+ People

    Cheap and Easy Last Minute Halloween Costume Ideas for 2+ People

    The Golden Antlers

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    October 31, 2026
    ahh!, four loko, goopy scary, rar!, secret cum beanbag, soupy scary, spoopy scary

  • The Vag-Pires Hath Come

    The Vag-Pires Hath Come

    Helaina K.

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    October 30, 2026
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  • Situationship or Delusions of Grandeur?

    Situationship or Delusions of Grandeur?

    May 1, 2026
    Helaina K.
  • Hi! I’m Your Roommate, and I Swear I’m Not Sick!

    Hi! I’m Your Roommate, and I Swear I’m Not Sick!

    April 30, 2026
    Diego M
  • Our Coverage of the 2026 California Gubernatorial Debate at Pomona College

    Our Coverage of the 2026 California Gubernatorial Debate at Pomona College

    April 29, 2026
    Andrew B.
  • Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    April 28, 2026
    The Golden Antlers
  • Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    April 27, 2026
    Casey I
  • Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    April 24, 2026
    Daisy S.
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EDITORS’ PICKS

  • The Loaning Tree

    AJ Moore
    2020 Spring
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    Harrison Chapin
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    Julia Foodman
    2020 Spring
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    The Golden Antlers
    2014 Spring
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    Megan M.
    2018 Spring

FEATURED TOPIC: OPINION

  • Students In Jack Pitney’s Congress Simulation Class Taking Themselves Way Too Seriously

    Clancy Tripp
    2013 Spring
  • Op-Ed: Pitzer College has Been Grading Us for the Past Three and a Half Years. My Thoughts on Judgment-Gate.

    Luc Hyman
    2020 Spring
  • OP-ED: Why Won’t Student Health Services Help my Bleeding Puddy?

    The Golden Antlers
    2019 Fall
  • TSL Op-ed: Feminists Need To Focus On Wiping Men’s Asses For Them

    Eleanor Henderson
    2021 Spring
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    Eamon Morris
    2021 Spring

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