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  • Nucleus Study Finds The Steam Outside the Kravis Center Turns You Republican

    Nucleus Study Finds The Steam Outside the Kravis Center Turns You Republican

    The Golden Antlers
    May 4, 2026

    Since 2011, the Kravis Center has stood at the barrier between CMC and the stinky part of Scripps. Now, boasting a bright orange and red design, the center houses the admissions office, various classrooms, the most tenured professors, and large amounts of sexually charged artwork. But could this building be hiding a deeper secret? Keck […]

  • Opinion: Reading Marx on My Private Jet Does NOT Make Me a Bad Leftist!

    Opinion: Reading Marx on My Private Jet Does NOT Make Me a Bad Leftist!

    Andy F.

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    May 2, 2026
    first class consciousness, friedrich engels, i fucking hate kevin, marx, rich and famous and hot

  • Situationship or Delusions of Grandeur?

    Situationship or Delusions of Grandeur?

    Helaina K.

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    May 1, 2026
    “When I was shot five times and I got Crohn’s, 9/11, Dead Dove Do Not Eat, deadbeat dad, Delusion, doomed yaoi, Local, Mental Illness, opinion, Single for life, Yaoi Killed My Parents Marriage, Yuri, Yuri Saved my Life

  • Hi! I’m Your Roommate, and I Swear I’m Not Sick!

    Hi! I’m Your Roommate, and I Swear I’m Not Sick!

    Diego M

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    April 30, 2026
    angry dragon, deceit, lies, sickly roommate, walter white r34

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  • Our Coverage of the 2026 California Gubernatorial Debate at Pomona College

    Our Coverage of the 2026 California Gubernatorial Debate at Pomona College

    April 29, 2026
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  • Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    Pomona College Announces New Study-Abroad Opportunities for Sophomores without Housing

    April 28, 2026
    The Golden Antlers
  • Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    Opinion: I really think we need to talk about Malala more

    April 27, 2026
    Casey I
  • Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    Very Upset! This Band of Instruments that Make Human Noises Wants to Perform at Human Symphony, Too!

    April 24, 2026
    Daisy S.
  • Whoops! All White!!

    Whoops! All White!!

    April 23, 2026
    Dan I.
  • 3 Ways to Get Posted on Your College’s Instagram

    3 Ways to Get Posted on Your College’s Instagram

    April 21, 2026
    Andrew B.
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EDITORS’ PICKS

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    2020 Spring
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    Harrison Chapin
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    Julia Foodman
    2020 Spring
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    The Golden Antlers
    2014 Spring
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    Megan M.
    2018 Spring

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  • Students In Jack Pitney’s Congress Simulation Class Taking Themselves Way Too Seriously

    Clancy Tripp
    2013 Spring
  • Op-Ed: Pitzer College has Been Grading Us for the Past Three and a Half Years. My Thoughts on Judgment-Gate.

    Luc Hyman
    2020 Spring
  • OP-ED: Why Won’t Student Health Services Help my Bleeding Puddy?

    The Golden Antlers
    2019 Fall
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    Eleanor Henderson
    2021 Spring
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    Eamon Morris
    2021 Spring

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