“Some … call [The Golden Antlers] the 5Cs’ leading satirical news publication.”
– Experts, Independent Observers
“An independent paper with ample circulation, [The Golden Antlers] … [keep] … all of Southern California up-to-date on the happenings of the wonderful place we live in.”
– Voters, (B)racketeers
“The Golden Antlers Have Never Been Funny”
– Many people who have read our Archive
Welcome to The Golden Antlers, the 5C’s only source of news since 1619, 1776, 1939, or any other auspicious date. All of our writers take some pride in their work. Each of our articles are very informative, truthful, and accurate. We are an independent paper with ample circulation, and we pride ourselves on keeping not only The Claremont Colleges, but in fact all of Southern California up-to-date on the happenings of the wonderful place we live in. Thank you for taking the time to seek truth!
Some may call us the 5C’s leading satirical news publication. Others would gesture to the Claremont Independent and The Student Life. Those rag(amuffin)s are not our competition because we are leaders in leadership, closely followed by the courageous deans, even more courageous college presidents, and outright heroic college administrators who steadfastly refuse to acknowledge our right to exist, along with certain other longstanding entities. Please send us money. We are not a club because this is invitation only. That being said, welcome home! Also, get the hell out!!!