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Welcome to The Golden Antlers, the 5C’s only source of news since 1846.  Feel free to browse our completely serious and practical pieces like an article chock full of tasty tips for the ultimate Snack experience, a thoughtful analysis and retrospective about Pamela Gann, and an in-depth report on gender-bias on the 5C party scene.

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In reality you will likely find a step-by-guide on how to bag a Mudder  (Spoiler Alert), a list of unsuccessful 5C pick-up lines, and ruthless TSL/Forum/Voice taunting.

So welcome to The Golden Antlers, stay awhile.  Stop googling sexy pictures of Ben Bernanke and read our articles.

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