Welcome to The Golden Antlers, the 5C’s only source of news since 1726. All of our writers take pride in their work, as each of our articles are very informative, truthful, and accurate. We base ourselves on the morals of keeping the entire community of Claremont up to date on the happenings of the wonderful place we live in.
We’re actually the 5C’s leading satirical news publication, closely followed by the Claremont Independent and The Student Life. We also are the leaders of leadership, closely followed by KLI, So feel free to stay a while browse all of our amazing content, as we all know you’re either procrastinating that 10 page paper due tomorrow morning or googling sexy pictures of Hiram Chodosh. There’s enough content to keep you distracted while you’re professor gives another lecture about Foucault as we publish posts ranging from articles to videos to quizzes to some random projects that we have worked on.
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