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Dear Golden Antlers Hopefuls:

Hello, my name is Alex and I’m the Editor-In-Chief of The Golden Antlers! I’m so excited that you are interested in joining the most prestigious news publication of the Claremont Colleges and being a part of a team with some of the most comedic hooligans available in Claremont. Written below you will find what we’re looking for, what you need to do to apply, and where to apply.

Our publication loves adding new members to our family and having them add new value to our team. We hire new staff at the beginning of every semester, but feel free to apply whenever as your application will carry over to the next hiring season. Our posts come in a variety of ways including articles, Facebook posts, tweets, videos, tutorials, etc., meaning that we are looking for so many different positions, such as writers, graphic designers, videographers, and more. If you have any special skills that you think would be an asset to us, then apply to our team, and we’ll be more than happy to look at your application!

Writing and submitting application to our team is super easy; if you click here, you will be sent to a google form which has pretty simple and straight forward questions for you to answer. On it we just ask for some information about yourself, have you answer some fun questions, and then for you to provide some examples of your satirical abilities, whether that be through photoshopped images, tweets and Facebook posts, links to your own videos, or even articles that you think we can publish. Before you begin writing your application, take a gander at our top funniest posts of all time. That way you can get a feel for our sense of humor without straight up copying us. I can’t stress that enough; try to be original and not just go with the same old jokes.

The team appreciates your interest in joining us and we look forward to reading your application in the future. If you have any questions regarding applications feel free to message the Golden Antlers on Facebook or send us an email at thegoldenstagonline@gmail.com.

Thanks,

Alex VP and the Golden Antlers Staff

P.S. If you don’t like us on Facebook, we won’t even consider your application 😉 Not that we have any way to enforce that, but uh, throw us a bone.

P.S.S. also click here for the application again if you missed it.

 

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  1. My fair (yes that was a jab at you Clancy) aficionados of wit, I do implore you to allow me to join your ranks. Coming from the far superior city of Slightly-Used York, I believe I have an eye for fashion and a witty repertoire apt at analyzing fashion to its most minute details. I have been looking for a publication worthy of my literary talents and have none other but shown up at your proverbial doorstep. My squire will be awaiting your reply.

     

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