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Dear Golden Antlers Hopefuls:

[dropcap]H[/dropcap]ello, my name is Jacksón Smith and I’m the Editor-In-Chief of The Golden Antlers! We’re so excited that you are interested in joining the most prestigious news publication of the Claremont Colleges and being apart of a team with some of the most comedic hooligans available at Claremont. Written below you will find what were looking for, what you need to do to apply, and where to apply.

Our team is constantly searching for new members and new content. Our posts come in a variety of ways such as articles, Facebook posts and tweets, memes, videos, tutorials, ect; meaning that we are hiring different positions, such as writers, graphic designers, videographers, and more. If you have any special skills that you think would be an asset to us, then apply to our team, and we’ll be more than happy looking at your app!

Writing and submitting application to our team is super easy, if you click here, you will be sent to a google form which has pretty simple and straight forward questions for you to answer. On it we just ask for some information about yourself and then for you to provide some examples of your satirical abilities, if it’s through photoshopped images, tweets and facebook posts, links to your own videos, or even articles that you think we can publish. Before you begin writing your application, take a gander at our top funniest posts of all time. That way you can get a feel for our sense of humor without straight up copying us. Can’t stress that enough, try to be original and not just go with the same old jokes.

The team and I appreciate your interest in joining us and we look forward to reading your application in the future. If you have any questions regarding applications feel free to message the Golden Antlers on Facebook or send us an email at thegoldenstagonline@gmail.com.

Thanks, Jacksón and the Golden Antlers Staff

P.S. If you don’t like us on Facebook, we won’t even consider your application 😉 Not that we have any way to enforce that, but uh, throw us a bone.

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  1. My fair (yes that was a jab at you Clancy) aficionados of wit, I do implore you to allow me to join your ranks. Coming from the far superior city of Slightly-Used York, I believe I have an eye for fashion and a witty repertoire apt at analyzing fashion to its most minute details. I have been looking for a publication worthy of my literary talents and have none other but shown up at your proverbial doorstep. My squire will be awaiting your reply.

     

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