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2015 Spring
CMC Office of Admissions Releases Rejection Letter Template
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March 5, 2015
2015 Spring
Yelp’s Top 6 Places to Cry On Campus
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March 3, 2015
2015 Spring
Exclusive: The Golden Antlers Finds an Honest CMC Resume
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February 26, 2015
2015 Spring
Drunkahn Academy
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February 23, 2015
2015 Spring
Drunkahn Academy
Pomona’s Mudd-Blaisdell Dorm to be Demolished; Wall Art Sold to LACMA
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February 18, 2015
2015 Spring
Letters to Freshmen: The Cure for a Difficult Roommate
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February 16, 2015
2015 Spring
Printable 5C Valentines
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February 14, 2015
2015 Spring
CMS Athletic Department Releases New PE Classes Offered Next Fall
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February 12, 2015
2015 Spring
The Honnold-Mudd Library Staff Will No Longer be Answering Stupid Ass Questions
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February 9, 2015
2015 Spring
Exclusive: Tales from the SpoGro
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February 6, 2015
2015 Spring
The Marathon Challenge: Chodosh’s Desperate Effort to Combat Campus Obesity
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February 4, 2015
2015 Spring
Speaker Schedule for The Fortnightly Leaked to Golden Antlers
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February 3, 2015
2015 Spring
The End of the Girls’ College
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February 2, 2015
2015 Spring
Police Called on North Quad Party
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February 1, 2015
2015 Spring
The Forum Discovers that Partying Has Turned CMC Students Into Literal Animals
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January 30, 2015
2015 Spring
Coop Fountain’s New Secret Menu Leaked to The Golden Antlers
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January 28, 2015
2015 Spring
If This Professor Doesn’t Accept My PERM Request, I Am Going to Straight Up Murder His Family
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January 28, 2015
2015 Spring
5c
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concealed weapons permit
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more of a thought experiment
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murder
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not a threat
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PERM
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violence
Sakai Rosters are Claremont’s Most Popular Online Dating Tool
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January 27, 2015
2015 Spring
Senior Scripps Student Admits She Still Doesn’t Know What “Patriarchy” Is
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January 23, 2015
2015 Spring
7 Exciting New Privileges to Check This Semester!
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January 21, 2015
2015 Spring
New Study From Pew Research Center Confirms Everyone Is Doing Better Than You
Anya Deering
January 20, 2015
2015 Spring
Golden Antlers Exclusive: Statistics on the Incoming Class of 2019
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January 15, 2015
2015 Spring
Report: Freshman Already Has Internship at Dad’s Company
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January 12, 2015
2015 Spring
5 Fun Winter Cardigans That Might Trick Your Mom Into Thinking You Haven’t Lost Your Virginity Yet
Clancy Tripp
January 9, 2015
2015 Spring
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