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2018 Spring
  • CMC Student to Marry Trust Fund at Wedding Party

    CMC Student to Marry Trust Fund at Wedding Party

    Alex Valdesuso
    March 3, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • Which 5C Celebrity Are You?

    Which 5C Celebrity Are You?

    Cooper Pryde
    March 2, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • Frank to Make Lady Friendly Taco Tuesday

    Frank to Make Lady Friendly Taco Tuesday

    alliepitchon
    March 1, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • “This is the Final Straw”: Student’s Poop Interrupted yet Again by that Bitch from Down the Hall

    “This is the Final Straw”: Student’s Poop Interrupted yet Again by that Bitch from Down the Hall

    Megan M.
    February 28, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • SO COOL: This Dude Conflates Drunkeness with a Good Personality

    SO COOL: This Dude Conflates Drunkeness with a Good Personality

    Krista De La Torre
    February 27, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • Edgy First Year Wondering Why There is No White Mentor Group

    Edgy First Year Wondering Why There is No White Mentor Group

    alliepitchon
    February 26, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • Local Dad Gives Son, Harvey Mudd Freshman, Extremely Unrealistic Amount of Condoms

    Local Dad Gives Son, Harvey Mudd Freshman, Extremely Unrealistic Amount of Condoms

    Julia Foodman
    February 25, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • How To Spend Your Bitcoin at CMC

    How To Spend Your Bitcoin at CMC

    The Golden Antlers
    February 24, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • CMC Increases Military Spending

    CMC Increases Military Spending

    rachelalaynick
    February 23, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • Pomona First Years Cave and Just Go To Frank

    Pomona First Years Cave and Just Go To Frank

    alliepitchon
    February 22, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • Your 5C Horoscopes: February Edition

    Your 5C Horoscopes: February Edition

    alliepitchon
    February 21, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • The New Art Piece at Pomona College Museum of Art

    The New Art Piece at Pomona College Museum of Art

    Megan M.
    February 20, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • Your Dorm Room Decorations Are Actually Really Problematic, and Here’s Why

    Your Dorm Room Decorations Are Actually Really Problematic, and Here’s Why

    Alex Valdesuso
    February 19, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • Mueller Indicts 13 Russian Nationals, Hiram Chodosh

    Mueller Indicts 13 Russian Nationals, Hiram Chodosh

    David Cremins
    February 16, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • How to Sexile your Parents this Parents Weekend

    How to Sexile your Parents this Parents Weekend

    Alex Valdesuso
    February 16, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • How to Respond to the Golden Antlers When They Make Fun of Us – A KLI Memo

    How to Respond to the Golden Antlers When They Make Fun of Us – A KLI Memo

    Milo Kremer
    February 15, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • 5 Helpful Hints for Navigating Cuffing Season at the 5Cs

    5 Helpful Hints for Navigating Cuffing Season at the 5Cs

    Michael Gould
    February 14, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • 5 Best Ways To Fill The Loveless Void In Your Life: The Official Claremont Colleges Edition

    5 Best Ways To Fill The Loveless Void In Your Life: The Official Claremont Colleges Edition

    Julia Foodman
    February 12, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • BREAKING: CMC Board of Trustees Uses CMC Sex Advocates as a Front to Hire a Porn Star for Their Retreat

    BREAKING: CMC Board of Trustees Uses CMC Sex Advocates as a Front to Hire a Porn Star for Their Retreat

    The Golden Antlers
    February 9, 2018
    2018 Spring
    5c, cmc, cmc board of trustees, loophole!, porn, sex advocates
  • 18 Reasons the CMS Track and Field Team Could Have Gotten Disbanded

    18 Reasons the CMS Track and Field Team Could Have Gotten Disbanded

    Alex Valdesuso
    February 6, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • Exposed: President Chodosh Spent Thousands of CMC Endowment Funds Naming Stars After Himself

    Exposed: President Chodosh Spent Thousands of CMC Endowment Funds Naming Stars After Himself

    Sam Fraser
    February 5, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • Dear Student Life, Cease and Desist

    Dear Student Life, Cease and Desist

    Jacksón Smith
    February 3, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • The Effects of the Pomexit Continues: Pomona College to Relocate

    The Effects of the Pomexit Continues: Pomona College to Relocate

    Alex Valdesuso
    January 31, 2018
    2018 Spring
  • Your 5C Horoscopes: January Edition

    Your 5C Horoscopes: January Edition

    alliepitchon
    January 29, 2018
    2018 Spring
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