Tag: cmc

cmc, in my yo hoe era, pirate party, YAARRGGHH

Pirate Party Mostly Landlubbers

Andy F.

May 6, 2026

2026 Spring

cmc, in my yo hoe era, pirate party, YAARRGGHH
Nucleus Study Finds The Steam Outside the Kravis Center Turns You Republican

The Golden Antlers

May 4, 2026

2026 Spring

cmc, kravis center, lifestyle, stinky, turning point usa
Open Letter to the New CMC President

Shelby T.

April 14, 2026

2026 Spring

chodosh, cmc, daddy aipac, dudley, finance bros b4 finance hoes, Make CMC Great Again
LEAKED: Class of 2026 Career Outcomes

James D.

April 7, 2026

2026 Spring

5c, careers, cmc, graduation, mudd, pitzer, pomona, return on investment, scripps, unemployment
Fall 2026 Course List

The Golden Antlers

April 6, 2026

2026 Spring

5c, cmc, course catalog, courselist, gay, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps, Student
Did you know that there’s a tunnel under Claremont Blvd.?

Daisy S.

April 6, 2026

2026 Spring, Print Edition

chodosh, claremont blvd., cmc, fact, hiram chodosh
No Valentine’s Day Plans? How to Fuck Every School Mascot

Andrew B.

February 13, 2026

2026 Spring

5c, athena, cecil, cmc, math, mudd, nonbinary, nonbinary cecil, scripps, valentine’s day
QUIZ: WHAT FUCKASS CMC ART PIECE ARE YOU???

The Golden Antlers

November 15, 2025

2025 Fall, Quiz

cmc, four loops, game, Quiz, the cube, the enigma of pleasure
CMC Rebrands to Charlie Kirk College

Daniel W.

November 12, 2025

2025 Fall

“classical liberal”, charlie kirk, cmc, just like the handmaids tale, woke is dead long live woke, zaddy hiram chodosh
CMC Man Eats First Vegetable of the Year

James D.

November 9, 2025

2025 Fall

cmc, cmc man, food groups, nutritional pyramid, vegetables, what i eat in a day
Spring 2026 Course List

The Golden Antlers

October 27, 2025

2025 Fall

5c, cmc, course catalog, courselist, everything, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps, Student
Hiram Chodosh Replacement Ideas

The Golden Antlers

October 26, 2025

2025 Fall

chodosh, cmc, hiram chodosh, invisible chodosh of the market, israel
Fall 2025 Marian Miner Cook Athenaeum Talks

The Golden Antlers

October 25, 2025

2025 Fall

ath talk, athenaeum, athenaeum tea, cmc, mr beast
CMC Renames Itself “Harvard-of-the-two-blocks-Northeast-of-the-Harvard-of-the West” After Tying With Pomona in U.S. News Ranking

The Golden Antlers

September 30, 2025

2025 Fall

5c, cmc, harvard, harvard of the west, hmc, pitzer, ranking, US News, US News college rankings
Best Places to Fuck in the New CMC Building

Julia S.

September 28, 2025

2025 Fall

cmc, fumes, fuming hood, life science, noxious huge big gassy belches, robert day, science, sex
5C Secret Societies

Helaina K.

April 14, 2025

2025 Spring

5c, cmc, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps
CMC Women Are Not Being Stereotyped: We’re Here to Save Them

Julia S.

March 31, 2025

2025 Spring

cmc, femmorhoids, girlcore, shrill, women
Spring Break Plans? This CMC Student Has a Boat

Luke B.

March 23, 2025

2025 Spring

affordability crisis, cmc, NASDAQ, nautical, spring break, travel, vineyard vines
5C Salad Bar Optimistic About How Much Head You’re Getting

Annie B.

March 6, 2025

2025 Spring

5c, cmc, collins dining hall, dining, Dining hall, dining hall staff, frank, frary, harvey mudd, malott dining hall, pineapple, pitzer, pomona, scripps, sex, the hoch
5C Horoscopes

The Golden Antlers

February 8, 2025

2025 Spring

5c, astrology, cmc, horoscope, mudd, pitzer, pomona, prophecy, scripps
5C Horoscopes!

James D.

November 13, 2024

2024 Fall

5c horoscopes, astrology, cmc, hmc, pitzer, pomona, scripps
Monte Carlo Wristband Price Skyrockets After CMC-Live Nation Merger.

Annie B.

October 18, 2024

2024 Fall

chodosh of the market, cmc, faux outrage, fees, mock outrage, monopoly, monte carlo, outrage, Party
5C Menu Receives Awesome New Update

Eleanor Henderson

October 15, 2024

2024 Fall

5c dining, cmc, collins, dining, frary, malott, menu, oldenborg, stereotype, the hoch
CMC Replaces Promotional Photos With Images of One Direction, Looks Accurate Enough

James D.

October 4, 2024

2024 Fall

cmc, fun, happy, harry styles, liam payne, lively, one direction