“You Want Some Uninformed Ranting With That Contraception?”

The Claremont Independent Speaks Out About Plan B

 

This.

"Claremont Independent Contributes Much-Needed Male Opinion to Birth Control Debate"

“Claremont Independent Contributes Much-Needed Male Opinion to Birth Control Debate”

"In just 900 words, CMC sophomore Jerry Arneld ensures he will never see a vagina again for the rest of his life"

“In just 900 words, CMC sophomore Jerry Arneld ensures he will never see a vagina again for the rest of his life”

When asked for an alternative to Plan B distributed from a machine, Mr. Arnold lamented, "unfortunately metal coat-hangers don't fit in vending machines."

When asked for an alternative to Plan B distributed from a machine, Mr. Arneld lamented, “unfortunately metal coat-hangers don’t fit in vending machines.”

"Do you want some Skittles with that Plan B: a CI Diatribe Against the Administration's Blatant Endorsement of Obesity"

“Do you want some Skittles with that Plan B: a CI Diatribe Against the Administration’s Blatant Endorsement of Obesity”

"I would never impose my moral beliefs on anyone, but we can't have a plan b vending machine because it's morally wrong."

“I would never impose my moral beliefs on anyone, but we can’t have a plan b vending machine because it’s morally wrong.”

"Local 19 Year Old Lectures Peers about Possibility of a Lifetime of Regret"

“Local 19 Year Old Lectures Peers about Possibility of a Lifetime of Regret”

"Don't Hit A0: I Thought Plan B was a Frito-Lay Product and Almost Died Upon Ingestion"

“Don’t Hit A0: I Thought Plan B was a Frito-Lay Product and Almost Died Upon Ingestion”

– Clancy Tripp CMC ’15, Liat Kaplan CMC ’17, Sam Pitcavage CMC ’15, Anna Balderston CMC ’18, Brendan Busch CMC ’18,

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  1. Ben

    The immaturity and frankly, stupidity, in this article is sad. The Golden Antlers used to be a funny publication but lately, it’s been a hateful political publication veiled as “satire”.

     
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